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About Me

Stuff about me:

I really hate filling out 'about me' boxes.

I love peanut butter.

I always run yellow lights.

I can make a pie from scratch.

I like cleaning the tub.

I eat cereal for dinner all the time.

I talk with my hands.

I love olives.

Im the youngest of three girls.

I snort when I laugh.

I'm from a small town.

People that ask "is red your real name?" irritate me.

I think everything tastes better when its barbequed.

I cant start my day till I make my bed.

I hate the telephone.

I went to Brock.

I went to Niagara.

I went to school too long.

"If you can eat it with a fork you can eat it with hot sauce" is my motto.

I hate road rage.

I love those pretzels you get at the mall.

I love coffee.

I drink too much coffee.

I love running.

I think everything is a dirty joke.

I say 'obnoxious' too much.

I have 5 pillows on my bed but I sleep on my arm.

Im shy.

Breakfast is my favorite meal of the day.

I actually like the taste of beer.

I would drink swiss chalet sauce if i could.

I have a twang, not an accent.

I like pumping my own gas.

I love the food network.

I enjoy going grocery shopping.

I think I should have became a truck driver.

Slow walkers annoy me.

I think meat pies are tasty.

I love suduko puzzles.

I am addicted to chocolate.

Paying $5 for toilet paper annoys me. Its just flushed anyways.

My parents make the best homemade pickles.

I have the cutest nephew.

I wish candy cane ice cream was available all year.

My sister reads this once a day to check for updates. Hello Nicole. :)

I want a boston terrier.

My Interests

politics, music, movies, tetris, the smell of freshly cut grass, photos, hiking, chatting, grilled cheese, running, current events.

I'd like to meet:

Tom. Who is that guy anyways?

Music:


David Grey, Sloan, Depeche Mode, Metric, Magneta Lane, The Stones, Bob Dylan, Auf Der Maur, The Rapture, Broken Social Scene, CCR, The Killers, Carly Simon, Tegan & Sara, The Postal Service, Ben Kweller, The Joel Plaskett Emergency, Sarah Harmer, Radiohead, Madonna, The Weepies, The Killjoys, The New Pornographers, Head Automatica, Out of Fashion, The Beatles, The Velvet Underground.

Movies:

The Breakfast Club, Fight Club, Grosse Point Blank, Say Anything, The Shawskank Redemption, The Usual Suspects, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, American History X, Mystic Pizza, Shrek, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Donnie Darko, Shrek, Office Space, Lost in Translation, Star Trek (episode 5).b

Television:

anything on the food network, Rock Star, Big Brother, Drawn Together, Lost, The Office, Sex and the City, Kenny vs Spenny, Friends.

Books:

Confessions of a Manhattan prostitute, An American Tragedy, The Nanny Diaries, Citizen Girl, 1984, Flowers in the Attic, The Davinci Code, Kits Law

Heroes:

anyone who can parallel park.