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Baruch

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

If I was Catholic they would have excommunicated me by now.

Um, yeah... Just realized that it is best to remove the "how much do you make" question from the profile. OK, seriously, how many hoochies from NJ troll myspace using two search parameters (zip code & income)? Yeah, your name is hallie or allie or sally and you like to party and the picture of you in a bikini is much appreciated; but, and this is just to help you out, include age (45+) in your search (if you want a sugar daddy make sure he is old enough to be your daddy). I mean c'mon the day I have to go B&T to get a date is the day... wait, actually there will never be a day I go B&T! You know what they say, once you go B&T... You can never get the smell off!Sorry for the rant, but it had to be done.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone smart enought to discuss Proust, dumb enough to talk loudly about it at a dive bar and fast enough to get away before being beat up. Or, A girl who wears Christian Louboutin shoes, realizes Chanel is a right not a privilege, is as comfortable at Per Se as she is at an Alphabet City burrito shop, pronounces Houston St. as Hugh-stan St. just to piss off other New Yorkers (fuck the how-ston street pronunciation).

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