About Me
This is the history of CULTIFLYY. Its not just a list of bull shit we've done in the past, but a chronicling of our rise to power...
Well you see, it all started in the middle of the 2006-2007 school year at Lee-Davis High School. DEE JAYY and L.Jeezyyâ„¢ were sitting in their Algebra II class. Bored, the two friends began passing back and forth a calculator. But it wasn't just any 4 function calculator; it was a TI-83 calculator. On that type of calculator, words could be typed upon it for reasons nobody knows. But anyway, DEE JAYY and L.Jeezyyâ„¢ passed the calculator back and forth because they were typing the lyrics to the epic song "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground. When DEE JAYY typed the lyrics, he put a lot of Y's at the end of the word "superflyyyyyy." Ms. Davis, the teacher, was preaching to the class about multiplying. L.Jeezyyâ„¢, for some random reason, shouted the word "cultifly." L.Jeezyyâ„¢ seems to think he said it to rhyme with the word "multiply" just because Ms. Davis was talking about multiplying but also had something to do with the word "superfly" when DEE JAYY typed it on the calculator ("culti" being the random rhyming replacement for "multi" and "fly" was derived from the word "superfly" and was the rhyming replacement for "ply. So, in theory, CULTIFLYY essentially means multiply). When DEE JAYY heard the weird word, he released a quick chuckle from his mouth.
DEE JAYY sat and pondered the word "cultifly" for a moment and then turned to L.Jeezyyâ„¢ and said, "Dude, cultifly would make a good band name."
L.Jeezyy™ said, "Yeah dude. I guess it would. Let’s start a band, you play guitar right?"
DEE JAYY replied with, "Yeah I play guitar. We should get a band going since you play the drums. That would be awesome."
Instantaneously, L.Jeezyyâ„¢ got to work on a logo for "cultifly." When he completed the logo, he passed it over to DEE JAYY.
DEE JAYY said, "Damn, that looks pretty sweet. But what's with the two Y's?"
L.Jeezyyâ„¢ said, "It just looked too plain with one Y and I was just thinking about the word 'superflyyyyyy' from the calculator so I figured it needed multiple Y's just because half of 'cultifly' came from 'superfly'. Three Y's would've just been retarded."
DEE JAYY said, "Yeah, the two Y's looks good."
CULTIFLY with one Y became CULTIFLYY with two Y's and thus was the birth of the greatest band to ever create musical fusion....... ever........... and that was only the beginning.
The winter of 2007-2008 was a very tough time for CULTIFLYY. They had troubles with the drummer they had at the time and they couldn't seem to get things started. So they booted the drummer out the band and L.Jeezyyâ„¢ picked up his sticks once again. But then the dynamic duo of L.Jeezyyâ„¢ and DEE JAYY needed a bassist and a vocalist. Then walked in Captyyn Jyym. He gave his best efforts with vocals, but it just wasn't what the band was looking for. But they knew he still had plenty to offer. He had never played a musical instrument before but he decided he would invest in a bass. And with a few quick tips from DEE JAYY, he made that bass his bitch in no time. Then the quest began to find a singer. They searched and searched until one night when L.Jeezyyâ„¢ and DEE JAYY were working at Noodles & Company, they heard a beautiful sound roaring from the soul of their Sasquatch-like buddy, ByyG Noyyze. They were brought to tears by the beautiful sound that flowed from his golden pipes. They knew they had found what they were looking for. It was slow work at first, trying to get everybody's schedule worked out to make time for practice. But eventually they made it work. Then one day at practice, ByyG Noyyze mentioned he had a brother whom played guitar. So the guys gave him a shot. Little did they know that he could make such sweet love to a guitar. He was amazing. They called him G-StryynG and made him their second guitarist. The band was complete. With the angry, yet melodic and rhythmic lyrics and guitar work from DEE JAYY, the skilled, brutal writing style of G-StryynG, the beautiful, yet thunderous vocals of ByyG Noyyze, the driving bass lines of Captyyn Jyym, and the heart pounding drum work of L.Jeezyyâ„¢, CULTIFLYY became a force to be reckoned with. From the fast, brutal, angry metal sounds that wake you up and get your blood flowing, to the slow, melodic, beautiful ballads, and everything in between, CULTIFLYY delivers the most diverse music ever heard by any generation.
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