female comebacks lol |
Man: Where have you been all my life?Woman: Hiding from you.Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go thereanymore.Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one wil...
Posted by ♥ liz ♥ on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 11:58:00 PST |
ladies bumper stickers |
Ladies Bumper Stickers 1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. 3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING. 4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGEN...
Posted by ♥ liz ♥ on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:26:00 PST |
ct words of wisdom (her version) love you lol |
Imagine a full parking lot and you have to truck it 5 miles to get into your destination, Ill most def say there should be valet! This is connecticut not south carolina lol---Oh yes liz you loved that...
Posted by ♥ liz ♥ on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:37:00 PST |
what every kiss means |
What every Kiss means...~Kiss on the stomach = Im ready~Kiss on the Forehead = "i hope we're together forever"~Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything~Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"~Kiss on the Hand...
Posted by ♥ liz ♥ on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:21:00 PST |
bar rules |
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.2. Always toast before doing a shot.3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.4. Change y...
Posted by ♥ liz ♥ on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:35:00 PST |
my birthday wish list |
1. a magic wand (dont be all gross.... i am a princess so i deserve a pink magic wand so i can make everything go my way )2. a puppy3. the movie 11:144. for my friends to not be losers and...
Posted by ♥ liz ♥ on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:44:00 PST |
this weekend |
alright figured that it was time for an update......
so this weekend was just a lil crazy... between everything for dane and seeing kev and the boys again ... wow
ok so this weekend reassured my deci...
Posted by ♥ liz ♥ on Mon, 01 May 2006 06:35:00 PST |
if you were tagged |
Have you been tagged lately??
Tagged by: lynn
So the rules are, once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 6 weird things/habits about yourself. In the end you need to list 6 other people t...
Posted by ♥ liz ♥ on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 06:45:00 PST |
time for somethin new |
well i figured that it was time to write somethin new considering it has been a while....
i am sure that most of you know what happened... i am not here to bash anyone or say anything negative... i t...
Posted by ♥ liz ♥ on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 10:01:00 PST |
sex |
SEX IS A TEMPTATION CAUSED BY A SENSATION WHEN A MAN PUTS HIS DICTATION IN A WOMAN'S VENTILATION DO YOU GET MY CONVERSATION? OR DO YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION? SKY IS BLUE WATER IS WET I'LL MAKE YOU CUM ...
Posted by ♥ liz ♥ on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 06:54:00 PST |
