Kel's Bells

I'm a true story I made up.
Love how you want to be loved.
My name is Kelly and I'm here to help.
I'm pretty simple.
Not very normal.
I'm not cool and you probably won't like me.
It's unfortunate, but true.
I read graphic novels like there's no tomorrow.
I may not like you, but I do respect you.
I laugh at things most people don't think are very funny.
I don't believe in shoes.
I say things that don't make sense.
I'm kinda in love with the world.
I get excited when I get new shampoo.
I drink, I smoke.
I'm quite offensive.
But don't take it personally.
Red Sox fan by birth.
I absolutely adore Richmond.
The English language is my boo.
I'm not anti-anything.
But I don't do drugs. Surprise!
Puppies make my soul smile.
I think that feeling anything but happy is overrated.
I'm starting to like people again.
I like people that are really fucking weird.
I like intelligent people.
Funny people, people that smell nice.
People that change my life.
People with pretty voices, homeless people.
My people.
Some people that aren't my people.
Theatre has pretty much taken over my life.
In the best way.
I will survive the zombie invasion, I swear to god.
I like movies.
And plays.
And concerts.
And life.
A lot.
Basically, I'm here to blow your fucking mind and save the day.

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.