dumbAss move of the day |
All I hear is 'it's spelled n-g-o' and I say and bingo was his name-o.
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:47:00 GMT |
DumbAss move of the day |
A boy comes over for dinner and while the girl is cooking, proceeds to talk on the phone. Not only through the cooking part but the sit down at the table and eating part. Of course help isn't offered ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:30:00 GMT |
DumbAss move of the day |
So...as you know I work in a doctors office. When our nurses take a patient back they will call out their first name, as you probably are use to. A nurse called back a patient with a name resembling M...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:03:00 GMT |
Here’s another one stuck...it’s Goldfinger...FYI...(just learned that) :) |
So here i go and there you went...againJust another stupid thing that i done wrong.Locked up in my head, knocked down, beaten, left for deadWith all those brilliant things i should have said.I gotta g...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 13:53:00 GMT |
Stuck in my Head...Poll dancing anyone? HA |
I hold on so nervouslyTo me and my drinkI wish it was cooling meBut so far, has not been goodIt's been shittyAnd I feel awkward, as I shouldThis club has got to beThe most pretentious thingSince I tho...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 13:47:00 GMT |
New Job? |
So I hate it when your life is in a groove and then someone is like "Oh by the way we are losing one of our doctors so since you were last hired you are the first person I have to cut." So now I have ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 05:02:00 GMT |
What happened to men like this??? |
Like the beat beat beat of the tom-tomWhen the jungle shadows fallLike the tick tick tock of the stately clockAs it stands against the wallLike the drip drip drip of the raindropsWhen the summer showe...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:15:00 GMT |
1 degree??!!!!! |
What the hell is this 1 shit? Who said it could get that cold? NO ONE asked my opinion. This is utter BS. I cant go start my car to "warm" it up in 1 degree! My ass is sitting in front of my fire plac...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:03:00 GMT |
Sing it Fergie! |
La Da Da Da DaThe smell of your skin lingers on me nowYou're probably on your flight back to your home townI need some shelter of my own protection babyTo be with myself and Center, ClarityPeace, Ser...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 19:31:00 GMT |
Do you remember |
Do you remember when, I remember then
It's hard to fathom what happened
So long ago, yet just yesterday
We seemed so good together
But things happen, people change
You were my fail safe
Holding...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 19:22:00 GMT |
