MY BAIL IS IS $350.50, WHO GONE GET ME OUT!! |
This is HILARIOUS! Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, youowe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added upyour total fine. Title your bulletin 'My Bail is $........' ... Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 09:09:00 GMT |
MUST be a skitzo |
If God were a skitzo this would all make senseWhy else would he smite us unless we repent?He would build up the world just to take it awayThe sky would turn aqua, then ruby, then grayLines between hat... Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 11:33:00 GMT |
To My Angels: L.O.V.E. |
they tell ya don't look into the lightbut if they really love you, they'll say see a better sightand some may think their light is mebut unless you turn the switch on you won't see what's meant to beR... Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 07:04:00 GMT |
aBOUT me |
1. I'm a Jewish Gypsy from Jupiter2. I have a love-hate relationship with chain-letters3. I like to spread unnecessary rumors and pointless lies but if you ask me if they're true I'll say no.4. I stea... Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 07:13:00 GMT |
GREATNESS!!! |
THERE'S SO MUCH GREATNESS AROUND US!!!!!!are we to busy living to actually LIVE????!!i was reading (yes black folk can read) the Reaper Man and it made methink about life in another light...the same l... Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 07:09:00 GMT |
Shlee-la's house is DISGUSTING! |
ho-ass-ants Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 07:03:00 GMT |
??? |
i feel so......stretchednot tornthat little voice to the leftnot the one wit da hornsyea, the other's saying this ain't wuchoo want holmeseven if it it, this ain't what you needlike a crack-addict try... Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 07:01:00 GMT |
Full JACK DONKEY |
I did a full ass workoutSo my abs lookin tightand i never got bracesthanx pop, still got an overbiteblast all you 16 year olds driving cars and shit!i'll swipe yo car and feed it to youyo tears don't ... Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 06:59:00 GMT |
1/2 @$$ing is exhausting |
Had a 1/2 ass bikeThat got 1/2 ass jackedDoin 1/2 ass situpsGot a 1/2 ass pack1/2 assin all my classesIn this 1/2 ass schoolThe AC don't workSo my room's 1/2 ass coolSlept 1/2 way through the nightSo... Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 06:55:00 GMT |
Someone like YOU |
Purple Rain, Purple rainAll he saw was purple painAnd all he knew was done by CainRacing through his purple veinsHis soul burned redSpirit blueMy bestfriend deadI trusted youI said my prayersI closed ... Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 06:52:00 GMT |