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MASTADON

"Perhaps there is another kind of writing. I only know this one: in the night, when fear does not le

About Me

I'm a hypocrite.I'm an idealist.I think that there is a way for everything and that everything has a purpose. I am a firm believer in situational ethics.Right can become wrong, and vice a versa if the timing calls for it, or if I need it to.I am a pessimistic optimist.I believe bad things happen and good things result from them... but don't be mistaken, the pain is real and it isn't going anywhere.I'm a romantic.I enjoy cuddling and the soft clicks and clacks of a girl's whisper. The sound of giggles and the smell of flavored chapstick.I am proned to violence.I like hitting stuff and making others hurt...especially if they got me first. I get angry alot."I am the stone that the builder refusedI am the visualThe inspiration that makes ladies sing the bluesI am the spark that makes your idea brightThe same spark that lights the dark so that you can know your left from your rightI am the ballad in your boxThe bullet in the gunThe inner glow that lets you know to call your brother sonThe story thats just begunA promise of whats to comeAnd I will remain a solider until the war is won. " -AsheruLayout made by
Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.
You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.

My Interests

Writing, reading, playing guitar,kickin ass, and chewing bubble gum.I also enjoy knitting, braiding, and finding the bottom of beer bottles.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||| 36%
Stability |||||||||| 33%
Orderliness || 10%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||| 30%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic || 10%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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I'd like to meet:

Brandy Talore, Ava Devine, Blink-182, Arthur Miller, Sidney Sheldon, J.K. Rowling, Ann Coulter, Karl Rove, Anderson Cooper, Kennedy, F.D.R., Hitler, Paul Haggis, J.J. Abrams

Music:

Blink - 182, New Found Glory, Jimmy Eat World, Taking Back Sunday, Fall-Out Boy, Ghostface Killah, The Game, Big Pun, Dixie Chicks, Dashboard Confessional, Motion City Soundtrack, Austin Crane, Paramore, Sequoyah Prep School, The Go! Team and anything else that makes me want to shake my junk or cry in the dark...width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, Back to the Future, the Big Lebowski, Wonder Boys, Oldboy, Grease, Curse of the Golden Flower, Sin City, Coming to America. City of God, The departed.

Television:

Coupling, Doctor Who, West Wing, Boy Meets World, Dawson's Creek, LOST, Reno 911, FLCL, Cowboy Bebop, Reba, Arrested Development, Venture Brothers and Seinfeld

Books:

Don Quixote, Candide, Ender's Game, Nothing Lasts Forever, Harry Potter, Toyer, Wicked, Death of a Salesman, The Crucible, The KJV of the Holy Bible
How evil are you?

Heroes:

Dorothy Quist, Lucile Clifton, Marcos, The Thing, Ang the Avatar, Harry Potter, Baz Lurhman, Stephen Chow.
Your Birthdate: November 1
You are a natural born leader, even if those leadership talents haven't been developed yet.
You have the power and self confidence to succeed in life, and your power grows daily.
Besides power, you also have a great deal of creativity that enables you to innovate instead of fail.
You are a visionary, seeing the big picture instead of all of the trivial little details.

Your strength: Your supreme genius

Your weakness: Your inappropriate sensitivity

Your power color: Gold

Your power symbol: Star

Your power month: January What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Blog

"My Experience Going to War" or "Decisions, Decisions."

It makes me wonder now. What if you raised me to order your death?  Perhaps I've avoided fatality, myself, all these years waiting for the self aggrandizing moment where I swoop in like a black ...
Posted by MASTADON on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:14:00 PST

In Response to word of my engagement

UNREACHABLE   I'm sure you're used to it by now. Half a dozen rings, a beep, then silence. This is My theme song, my motto. In this silence hangs the sad truth of you and me. I'm never there When...
Posted by MASTADON on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:19:00 PST

Greatest Hits 07

Top Ten Performers in the Pee Dee for 2007 (As Printed in the Florence Morning News) By: Donald E. Quist   10. The Mountain Yellers (bluegrass/ folk) Denizens of 511 house, the Mountain Yellers...
Posted by MASTADON on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:54:00 PST

TIME FRAGMENTS

TIME (FRAGMENTATION)   It is the seconds that matter, not the minutes or the days, they roll past us like pounding waves. No, it is the seconds, those tiny eternities, those simple things, thos...
Posted by MASTADON on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 07:11:00 PST

THE LAST MEASURE OF DEVOTION

THE LAST MEASURE OF DEVOTION      &.if i had known it was the last time, i would have kissed you a little harder, held on a little tighter, made it last a little longer&   &th...
Posted by MASTADON on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 04:38:00 PST

Summerland

Are we moving?    Because the world feels like it's stopped spinning.  We hover in place, suspended in time.   Here the summer is forever.  Here we are always on break. ...
Posted by MASTADON on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 04:07:00 PST

Acalculia

Acalculia Digits dance behind my eyes, crunching numbers telling lies, raising pressure, blurring vision, killing time until I die. Never changing figures fidget, twisting tunning turns me rigid,...
Posted by MASTADON on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:40:00 PST

Quotes from my facebook page (R.I.P.)

"I'm not the brightest crayon in the box, if i was a crayon I'd be black."  -Faggy Emo Kid "Come celebrate with me that everyday something has tried to kill us and has failed" - Lucile Clifton&nb...
Posted by MASTADON on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 01:42:00 PST

Lay hands on you

1.) The Simple Craftsman Cracks and crevices stretched across dried flesh take a resemblance to crumpled paper. Inclines and inclinations, scrapes and scraps, are permanently etched on the palm and th...
Posted by MASTADON on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:28:00 PST

UN

I feel UN.  Unmotivated. Unmoving.  My life now appears to be nothing but a series of half-hearted tries.  Scripts and screenplays about characters who possess the same shortcomings.&nb...
Posted by MASTADON on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 03:30:00 PST