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Tempest

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About Me

Hey! Yea You! You Go To Hell! All Of Ya!

Hey! Lets all go get a vasectomy!?!?!

My Name Is Vince, and I dont give a SHIT!

AIM-- Arf Me8

I will die for those I care for.

Dont come around unless you leave all of your feelings and emotions at home... put em away.

I'll kick you outa the house if you bring that stuff in here!
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My Interests

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MUSIC

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Music is my life, Track, fire and explosives, scaling walls, climbing rocks, Darkness, Free diving, Scuba Diving, extreme sports, surfing, waterpolo, football, digging holes then pushing people in the mud, rain, being naked, mexicans, streaking, mashed potatoes, being loud, watching babies cry, setting children on fire

I'd like to meet:



Someone who will leave me alone. Eat Roach Coach with me. Lets go dig some holes. Head butt me on command. Someone i can go streaking with, people who actually enjoy pushing themselves to the point of unconciousness. Someone who will sit and listen to music with me silently, and someone who doesnt complain, and someone who loves near death experiences. And Do MAN SHIT (none of this girly crap)

I have met all the people I have ever needed to meet. The rest of you can push yourself in the mud.

Music:

Hardrock, heavy metal, any other kind of metal, classic rock. I hate all emo, and punk with a passion, that stuff is sad... WHO THE HELL WANTS TO LISTEN TO THAT SHIT?

Dream Theater ,Bleeding Through, Black Sabbath, 12 Stones, Mindless Self Indulgence, Adema, After Forever, Himsa, Coal Chamber, Cold, David Bowie, Deftones, Deicide, Devil Driver, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, The Eagles, Disturbed, Frank Sinatra, Godsmack, Guns N' Roses, Hoobastank, Korn, Lamb Of God, Led Zepplin, Limp Bizkit, Live, Marilyn Manson, Metalica, Micheal Jackson, Mushroomhead, Nevermore, Pantera, Pearl Jam, Chimera, Norma Jean, Dimmu Borgir, Queen, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Sublime, Queens Of The Stone Age, Audioslave, Jimmy Hendrix, Guns n' RosesRage Against The Machine, Rolling Stones, Sevendust, Evanescence, Scorpions, Skindred, Bee Gees, Slayer, Slipknot, Static-X, Taproot, System Of A Down, Tool , A Perfect Circle, Avenged Sevenfold, Brother, Dimmu Borgir, Fleetwood Mac, Drowning Pool, Fate Thirteen, Evanescence, Hatebreed, Killswitch Engage, Mudvayne, Opensure, Otep, Rammstein, Reckoning Day, Stevie Ray Vaughn, The Agony Scene, Throwdown, Incubus, Creed, Bush, Paco De Lucia, Ra, Staind, In Flames

Movies:


Your Political Profile:
Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

Television:


Books:

Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth Series.
I eat books also

Heroes:

Mike Musso and the SPC

My Blog

Ah... romance

I was 11 years old when I became a man.  I lived on a vast farm in my small hometown in Alabama, and it was the night of the town meeting where all of the grown-ups got together and had their to...
Posted by Tempest on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:31:00 PST

John and I Discussing the Story of My Life

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Posted by Tempest on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:05:00 PST

I put those bitches in thier place.... And I'm goin to hell

I had lunch with my friend John in this Japanese market place. It was really good food, but I had no idea what the hell I was eating....Then John sees this oooold crippled lady walk by who easily rese...
Posted by Tempest on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:16:00 PST

This proves that each and every one of YOU is completely insane

    I am perfect.  Some of you go so far as to call me Jesus Christ, Captain Planet, and even Hugh Hefner.  However, please do not confuse me with these lesser individuals.&nb...
Posted by Tempest on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:31:00 PST

My Views on Premarital Sex

The Necessity of Chastity Belts in Modern SocietyHow can we set our children loose upon the world with this detrimental society we live in? Giving our youth the freedom of their own pants is unaccepta...
Posted by Tempest on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:11:00 PST

Rules Men Need to live by

1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolat.2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella.3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally beaten and killed by his fellow partyg...
Posted by Tempest on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:45:00 PST

Pushing "Bitches" in the mud

Original text by dr. Henderson:A new study put out by dr. Urias proves that pushing "Bitches"(or punk asses) in the mud(literal) will solve the problem of excessive female talking(more than ten words ...
Posted by Tempest on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:13:00 PST

Due to popular demand, I'll post more surveys... hahahahahahaha

Would you have sex before marriage? Thats blasphemy... only bitches have sex after marriage Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers? I used to stay at her house for the weekend weeee! I shou...
Posted by Tempest on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:31:00 PST

This made my eyes water a bit

Her hair was up in a pony tail,her favorite dress tied with a bow.Today was Daddy's Day at school,and she couldn't wait to go.But her mommy tried to tell her,that she probably should stay home.Why the...
Posted by Tempest on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 05:22:00 PST

Some advice to guys on how to get girls...

For all you fellaz dat think you got game? weo dis it was uyall should really do!!Here are 28 ways to impress your special girl...1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "Could be better." This w...
Posted by Tempest on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 03:11:00 PST