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About Me

I am lazy and sarcastic, always, but I do enjoy a good adventure now and again, be it in nature, or a city (though I happen to be quite clueless in cities. I need a happy guide). I like being a wise-ass, but I often say harsh-yet-true words of advice that I have discovered have MUCH merit, and those who follow it do well. Those who don't, usually implode in goth angst.

Be warned.

I... don't really know what else to say. I'm not moody, I don't fit into a clique, I don't listen to one kind of music, and I don't dress a certain way. So if your screenname is like... I dunno... OptimusCronos, for example... you are too goth for me. Go away. You are obviously so goth that you think that you're Geoff. Everyone else-- my AIM screenname is currently Earwigs Are Sexy.

My Interests

Insects, Reptiles, Video games, Creamsicles, Drawing

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet anyone who isn't hateful, spiteful, stupid, ignorant, illiterate, or generally inhuman. If you cannot type, I'm sorry, but I cannot take the time to read it.th15 m33n5 u lololololzPlease go away and die some.

Music:

Brave Little Toaster, Stevie Wonder, Bette Midler, Antonin Dvorak, Tub Ring, All Dogs Go to Heaven, Techno, METAL (because I am so fucking metal and so is my wife), 80s/90s Dance, Industrial-- basically, anything that doesn't make me projectile vomit, froth blood, loosen my bowels, or make me writhe in terror.This rules out country. Sorry.

Movies:

Horror, dark. Texas Chainsaw Massacre, American Psycho, Requiem For a Dream, Land Before Time, All Dogs Go to Heaven, The Brave Little Toaster, Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer, Jacob's Ladder, Spirited Away... uhhh... I guess there's other stuff, but I'm too braindead to think of it. Oh! Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Evil Dead, Dead Alive. Things with zombies = pure awesome. Batman Begins was great, I enjoyed Mr. and Mrs. Smith... hmm... I like a lot.

Television:

NO.

Books:

I LIEK 2 REED.

Heroes:

Sleep, food... nail polish...

My Blog

Whut whut

I've been trying to draw more. Really, I have. But there's something about finishing them that I don't seem to be able to grasp... but those who are being drawn for now (you know who you are), you've ...
Posted by Earwig on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 02:48:00 PST

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Stupidly lonely. Seriously. Help me out, here. Things are fading into some sort of gray slime. Drawing a new series, I was going to make it all digital, but I can manipulate pencil on paper much e...
Posted by Earwig on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST