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Susan

Look out! Look out! Pink elephants on parade!

About Me

Nobody really cares. So why bother?

My Interests

animals, music, sports, reading, movies

I'd like to meet:

Nobody. People suck. They always screw you in the end. Look out for #1.

Music:

No country or rap. Genesis, Dream Theater, Maroon 5, Mike and the Mechanics, David Sanborn, Matchbox 20, ummm

Movies:

I love all movies. I own quite a few DVDs.

Television:

HOUSE! I love House. :) I love Scrubs too.

Books:

anything good... grisham, rowling... any of the classics too

Heroes:

Anybody who has ever stabbed their boss in the eye with an icepick.

My Blog

Life

Did you ever look back at what you were and what you did in high school, and think, dear god, what happened?I was reading some old English papers from my senior year. God, I could really write! It was...
Posted by Susan on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 06:46:00 PST

I really hate people

Today a customer asked me where we get our birds' beaks trimmed. uhhh we don't. They shouldn't need it unless they've got something wrong with them. Beaks shouldn't overgrow. I told her about the avia...
Posted by Susan on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 06:37:00 PST

My socks caught on fire

So, yesterday, I got a good dose of kharma when I splashed a puddle of water on a policeman as i drove by. I got to giant eagle, still sniggering a bit, when i stepped into a really deep puddle of wat...
Posted by Susan on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:07:00 PST

Mickey needs a new truck!!!

I had to drive mickey's truck home from work so he could finally fix my front brakes... i hate his truck.here's why he needs a new truck:1. It has 200K miles on it - and only a 97!!2. The seats have b...
Posted by Susan on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:55:00 PST

ebay is jacked

bought a part for my old CB 400 tii off ebay, set of rear turn signals (mine have issues)... part comes, surprise surprise, they're FRONT turn signals! Mickey bitches to the company (called independen...
Posted by Susan on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 09:07:00 PST

Every girl should have a convertible

I picked up Roofus's convertible today... it is a 2007 Mitsubishi Spyder Eclipse in a dark blue/grey metallic. DEAD SEXY!!! Drives really really nice. I was all set to demand a new car when I put the ...
Posted by Susan on Thu, 31 May 2007 09:23:00 PST

Why I hate my life

1. I get probably an hour a day, on a good day, to do something I enjoy, otherwise I have to stay up late. I spend a good 70 hours a week working to earn money. The rest of the time I spend cleaning b...
Posted by Susan on Fri, 11 May 2007 07:24:00 PST

geez

all i want is a job!!someone hire me!i'm not undesirable!The mere thought of returning to work tomorrow makes me want to curl into a ball in my bathtub and cry. This is ridiculous. They told my boss t...
Posted by Susan on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:14:00 PST

Jerks egged my car

So mickey was on his way to his parents house when he came back in and told me my car was egged.No idea who did it.But if I find out who did it - I am going to shoot you with a .22. Now, a .22 probabl...
Posted by Susan on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 12:40:00 PST

Somebody hire me!

sighif anybody thinks it is easy to get a job in this day and age, you're wrongsomebody hire mei'll even consent to a measly $12 an hour. Come on, I'm worth it. I can do all sorts of neat stuff. Websi...
Posted by Susan on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 06:51:00 PST