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EJB

My mind is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states.

About Me



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My Interests

Skateboarding, traveling, surfing, snowboarding. I like to read. I enjoy the company of good friends. I like good food. I can never get enough of Las Vegas. I will dominate you in Scrabble (although I may throw the game...) I am a self professed dork.

I'd like to meet:

Sarcastic bastards with a rapier-like wit.

Movies:

Team America World Police, Not Another Teen Movie, Office Space, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Caddyshack, Manhunter, Raising Arizona, Forrest Gump, Weird Science, The Whale Rider, Finding Neverland, Strange Brew, The North Shore, Top Gun, Platoon, Napoleon Dynamite, The Incredibles, Super Troopers, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol.1 & 2, The Right Stuff, Silence of the Lambs

Television:

I'm hooked on CSI re-runs.

Books:

I enjoy Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Clive Cussler, Jonathan Kellerman, Larry McMurtry, John Grisham...basically spy / horror. I used to read alot of non-fiction. History, sharks, government conspiracies, Ancient Egypt, theology, human physiology...my interests are broad. Reading is excercise for your mind. Right now I'm reading Stephen Hawking's "A Brief History of the Universe"...it seems to help me sleep better at night.

Heroes:

Life is Hard. It's even harder if you're stupid. ~ John Wayne

Milo Aukerman - for putting the pen to the paper~~Somery 7, 21

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My Blog

MAMMOTH

Mammoth was sooooo good.  3 feet of snow in two days.  Fresh powder runs...the best trip I've been on in a long time.  White out conditions made taking pictures kind of difficult. ...
Posted by EJB on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:20:00 PST

I took a dive..

Out of a perfectley good plane!  I went skydiving finally.  It's something I have always wanted to do.  It was a wonderful experience!  I went out to Lompoc, to a place called SkyD...
Posted by EJB on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 08:24:00 PST

So yeah...

So I recently went on a little vacation.  I went to Stuttgart Germany to visit my good friend Heiko and his girlfriend Anita.  They are the best!  They put me up at their house, fed me,...
Posted by EJB on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:31:00 PST

This morning I saved a life...

No...I didn't pull a child from a burning wreck.  I saved a seagull.  On my way to my car, I was waved down by some guy.  I was cautious at first, but then I saw the seagull tangled up ...
Posted by EJB on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:07:00 PST

FUCK THE POLICE

So I just got home from skating at the Costa Mesa Skatepark.  I got kicked out.  Kicked out of a public park.  Why?  Because I intimidated a cop.  Two "femaleish" officers rol...
Posted by EJB on Sun, 27 May 2007 11:43:00 PST

Sometimes

Sometimes there is nothing you can do to make something better.Have you ever had a friend in pain?  You can see how much they are hurting, but you can't help them.  You can try and try, but ...
Posted by EJB on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:08:00 PST

It'd be a whole lot cooler if you did...


Posted by EJB on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:23:00 PST

What we want

There's truth to the saying that we want what we can't have and don't want what we have.  It's the whole grass is always greener deal.  Why is it that when I have someone throwing themselves...
Posted by EJB on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:40:00 PST

I used to get sad when it would rain....

But then I realized that it was just God's way of washing off hippies...We could all use a good cleansing now and then.  I'm not saying literally stand out in the rain, I mean it in a figurative ...
Posted by EJB on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:40:00 PST

Swing and a miss

Depression is a funny thing.  It sneaks up on me when I least expect it.  It lurks in the corners of my mind.  It is an opportunistic feeder.  It preys upon my weaknesses.  Fr...
Posted by EJB on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:18:00 PST