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Randeez Nutz In Your Mouth

Good Things Come To Those Who Wait, And If It Takes Too Long, Then Make Something Happen

About Me

My name's Randy I am 24, and i like to make people laugh. I am not afraid to be myself around anyone but i do know when to hold my tongue. I like kicking it with my ninjas and My beautiful, intelligent, and funny as hell girl Rachel. I like doing everything but i fuckin hate roller coasters, fuck carrots, and please people please you do not have to dress a certain way to listen to a certain type of music. I also hate lazy people and bums on the fuckin side of the road, you put yourself in that position buddy get a fuckin job. I've taken the long road to getting into college but life handed me some pretty shitty hands and i had no choice but to work and get my shit together, but now it's my time to shine.-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Banner Link for www.jadehernandezphotography.com --
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My Interests

Reading anything i can get my hands on, learning about plants. Walking in the woods. Getting lost and leaving my cell phone so no one can find me. Riding my mountain bike, PLAYING POOL, throwing darts, having a beer with plenty of freinds and just making new memories to look back on, watching live bands, hangin out with my nephews, and like i've mentioned before just tryin to make people laugh

I'd like to meet:

Dave Chappelle, Richard Pryor, Red Fox, carlos mencia so i could kick his half english, half nicaruagan ass for making fun of mexicans when he doesnt have a mexican bone in his body. Jim Lee, Michael Turner, Brian Michael Bendis, Alex Ross, Joe Quesada, Lienel Yu, and many others. My uncle Rudy Gonzalez, and i would love to one day get together with all my cousins and just kick it.I have a very, very big family so i know this is impossible.

Music:

SUBLIME, 311, Primus, Down By Law, Pennywise, Reel Big Fish, Mustard Plug, Skankin' Pickle, Control Machete, MOLOTOV, Rage Against The Machine, Weezer, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tool, A Perfect Circle, PANTERA, Static X, Slipknot, RAMMSTEIN, System Of A Down, Mudvayne, Deftones, Cradle of Filth, Sepultura, Soulfly, Spineshank, Poison The Well, Skunkweed, Tupac, N.W.A., Notrious B.I.G., Ice Cube, G-Mo, Rapid Ric, U.G.K., Bob Marley and the Wailers, D.J. Danger Mouse, DJ Keoki, Portishead, Radiohead, Chemical Brothers, Daft Punk, DJ Dado, DJ Irene, ATB, ATC, Mr. Oizo, Arrested Development, LUNIZ, Ayla, Soundgarden, Beck, Butthole Surfers, Dynamite Hack, T.S.O.L., Oasis, Incubus, Hoobastank, Glenn Miller, Benny Goodman, Etta James, Billy Holiday, Louie Armstrong, Jaco Pastorius, O'Jays, Temptations, Four Tops, Smoky Robinson, Shep and the Limelighters, Rosie and the Originals, Rene Y Rene, Vicente Fernandez, Ramon Ayala, La Mafia, Little Joe y La Familia, Garth Brooks, George Strait, Kenny Chesney, Merle Haggard, Hank Williams Jr and Sr, George Jones, Billy Currington, Chris Cagle, Gary Allen, Willie Nelson, Toby Keith, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Frederic "fuckin" Chopin, Brahm, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Metallica, Gorillaz, Daddy Yankee, The Pixies, All American Rejects, Blink 182, Jamiriqui, Garbage, The Cranberries, NOFK, Dead Kennedy's, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Tiger Army, Necromantix, horrorpops, kings of leon, Me First and the Gimme Gimmies, Hawthorne Heights, Avenged Sevenfold, Doobie Brothers, The Who, Rolling Stones, THE BEATLES, John Motherfuckin Lennon, Supergrass, The Killers, White Stripes, The Doors, Iron Butterfly, Montrose, Blue Oyster Cult, Led Zepellin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Jefferson Starship, Jefferson Airplane, Mama Cass, Lauren Hill, Dido, Sade, Wisin Y Yandel, Mana, Carlos Santana, Wu-Tang Clan, Ian Van Dahl, Three Six Mafia, Sean Paul, Shakira, CKY, Motorhead, The Ramones, Sex Pistols, Nine Inch Nails, the toadies, flyleaf, soundgarden, mastadon, atreyu, the starting line, mustard plug, skankin' pickle, 88 fingers louie, At The Drive In, The Mars Volta ... um i know theres more and I can honestly say that i like any type of music, but it has to sound good. To be resentful of another type of music is to not be open minded and thats not a very good thing. I know a shitload people who dress a certain way because of the music they listen to, but there is that shit that they listen to when no one else is around and they wont admit it to friends cause they don't want to be considered posers.Fuckin Pussies. Fuck it to each his own, and to thine own self be true, DAMMIT.

Movies:

Any and Everything. I can sit down and watch anything, but one of my favorite movies is The Boondock Saints. The Notebook just gives false hope, but it was a good movie. The Goonies, Sin City, The Hillside Stranglers, and whatever else is good. Oh yeah and scary movies aren't worth buying on DVD because they are only scary one time. My favorite type of movie is Comedy, and thats including live stand up by Dave Chappelle, Dane Cook, and many more.

Television:

Gigantor the Barbarian, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Emeril Live, Good Eats with Alton Brown, Iron Chef America, Throw Down with Bobby Flay, American Chopper, Jackass, Wildboyz, Wondershowzen, Team Sanchez, Forensic Files, and Comedy Central Presents

Books:

Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling, The Complete Idiots Guide to Theories of the Universe by Gary F. Moring, The Celestine Prophecy Series, On The Shoulders of Giants by Stephen Hawking, anything by Richard Feynman, and stuff like Calvin and Hobbs, Garfield, and the Far Side

Heroes:

My Mother Olivia G. Zapata, and my Father Roland Zapata Sr. The smartest people i know. My Grandfather Richard Zapata Sr.- El Daddy-o. The best damn painter i knew. Too bad i didnt have that talent like the rest of the family.

My Blog

I Know Now What I Must Do

So today i sat and wondered what im gonna be when i "grow up." I am the epitome of lazy, and it's sad that i know this but yet I am making a very gradual, steady change. I want to be who i use to be. ...
Posted by Randeez Nutz In Your Mouth on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:25:00 PST

What the hell am I doing

So begins another day and yet again i am forced to ask myself "at this point in time am i living to my fullest potential." But yet i find that it can be a rhetorical question because there are certain...
Posted by Randeez Nutz In Your Mouth on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 11:59:00 PST