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About Me

occasionally a little chaotic when under the influence. a wee bit too fond of handstands, rolly polys and tumbles (I call them somersualts but they are really just half arsed tumbles). Last weekend i tried to vault the concrete bollards outside my flat. My poor crown jewels took a hell of a beating! I also love SPUDS!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ian Paisley and Ariel Sharon. Just once. Nut the fuckers! (better take poor ol' Sharon off here now eh? Nah, fuck it, the bolox aint dead yet!) Also, someone who has spuds named after them e.g. King Edward, Mr. Kerr or Mr. New.

My Blog

A matter of trust

Gordon Brown isn't long in the door but he has already signalled his intention to continue with the Blairite principles of his former cohort. (The other cheek of the same arse as George Galloway eloqu...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 20:13:00 GMT

Smitten by Smeaton

Three days after an attempted terrorist attack on Scotland's biggest airport and the reaction of the natives couldn't have been harder to predict. It was to the attackers' detriment that they chose an...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:26:00 GMT

Yesteryear

I was going through some old boxes last night when I came across an old book from 1996, with some of the musings I used to write before I locked up my emotions. I thought I might just share one of the...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 06:51:00 GMT

Orang(utan) Order

On this, one of the least celubrious of days in the internation festival calendar I just want to break tradition and actually congratulate the Orange Order (I know, I cant believe I am doing it either...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 07:02:00 GMT

ebay schmeebay

Twice now I have tried to sell a phone on ebay. twice now some fucker has made a ridicolous bid and then claimed he needs to send it his son in Nigeria and needs my Pay Pal details. Second time round ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 09:13:00 GMT

The fucking divil himself!

I have just learned that my space is owned by Rupert Murdoch! The devil himself  has truly infiltrated me now. He has an insight into some of my deepest, most private thoughts and feelings. I re...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 03:31:00 GMT

i fucking love snow

By the headline you can just imagine my delight when i looked out me window this morning and saw a foot of the stuff all over the fucking place. Woo fucking hoo! i had to be on set in an hour and ther...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 11:27:00 GMT

Dilemna

Now I am really getting worried about my behaviour and apparent character change. After last week getting an overwhelming urge to try out Mc Donalds, which I am glad to say I managed to control, I hav...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 13:30:00 GMT

Ronalds Demise

I have recently discovered, to my consumate delight, that Mc Donalds is to close 25 branches in Britain. Even though these 25 branhes are undoubtedly a very small percentage of the total number of obe...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:40:00 GMT

The curse of the curse

One story really caught my attention this week. the story of the poor unfortunate guy in England who got an £80 on the spot fine for saying 'fuck'. I mean, what the fuck is all that about? The poor fu...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 15:32:00 GMT