The Dahmer Party

We are The Dahmer Party.We take the time to walk old people across the street.We do things to help the community.We pick up trash we didn't throw on the ground.We give money to the homeless.We are in the Big Brothers and Sisters Club.We are foster parents.We recycle.We are PETA advocates.We donate to the local elementary and middle schools.We own a personal escort service.We drink TOO much water.We exercise 14 hours a day.We have never smoked a cigarette in our lives.We are pillars of strength.We are active members of our community and church.We slaughter kittens.We are always available for free tutoring.We will have your pizza to you in 30 minutes or less, or we will kill ourselves.We participated in the Live Aid concert series.We enjoy crocheting, croquet, and coprophilia.We love to enjoy a nice sunset.We are sex furniture.We will take out your trash, and guarantee satisfaction. Or we will give you double your trash back.