I like meeting new people.
My name is Jimmy and I don't have any cavities. I point at strangers and accelerate to red lights. Your mom tells me that I make great whoopee. I have sand stuck in my foreskin. It bothers me because it itches like hell when I'm at the bus stop, or at the food market, or in the laundry room, or when I get mosquito bites on my bare penis. I also like to play a friendly game of Monopoly with racists. I saw one of the girls from The Like walking to Rite Aid. Also, my toenails glow in the dark after I devour sweet, juicy mangoes. Also, I always check to see if the doors of the car that I'm riding in are locked, because I don't want to fall out and whatnot. Annually, more people fall out of cars on the freeway than flush after using public restrooms. and I don't wash behind my ears. and I grind my teeth at night. I like to poop on lost socks and secretly want to fight a lot of people I have never met. The lower-case f is my favorite cursive letter. I like to pluck those freakishly long hairs that don't fit in with the short hairs surrounding my nipples. I like to light left over fireworks that don't spark properly anymore and cause second degree burns on my elbows. I hate it when people write on my erasers because I can’t erase it. and I get morning wood, all day. and like to spell out numbers. and take a week to get five-o-clock shadow. I have a hiccuping condition where I hiccup once or twice everyday, it's probably esophagitis. I hate going to people's houses and finding cheap, one-ply toilet paper. But, I don't like pirates or dark nipples and my parents don't like it when i flush toilet paper down the toilet. Nor do i recycle.sometimes i capitalize my i's and sometimes I don't.
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