Nick - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm 6'1" tall with jet black hair and brown eyes. I'm a friendly and funny guy who's blessed/cursed with permanent horniness. I like contact sports like boxing, street hockey and rugby but at the moment i'm more likely to listen to some music or watch a film to relax. I'm really into my music and am teaching myself guitar at the moment (if you can call dusting it off and strumming for 10 minutes every other month teaching). I'm a randy bastard and a flirt so be warned!
According to humanforsale.com i'm worth $2,047,032. OMFG IM WORTH MILLIONS!!!
Pet Hates: PETA, Greenpeace, Activists In General, Vegetarians, Anime, Liberals, Emo's, Chavs, Political Correctness, BBC TV License, Scoobies, George Bush, Mortality, Microwave Meals, iPods, Unintelligent People, Euthanasia Being Illegal, Advertisements, Tottenhan, Chelsea, Gang/Yob Culture, The Sims, Pointless Languages (Latin, Welsh, Gaelic), Racists, Homophobes, Hippies, Rioters, Children and The Elderly (War Vets Excluded).
Loves: Arsenal, Good Music, Good Food, Guinness, Mitsubishi Lancers, Films, Computer Games, Flirting and Cult Celebrities (Barry Scott, Pat Sharpe etc).

My Interests

Contact sports, cooking, computer gaming, films, music, outdoors/camping, web design and guns.

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a good sense of humour and at least vaguely similiar interests to flirt/chat or become friends. On that note before you add me at least message me explaining who the fuck you are or i'll just ignore you... unless I know who you are... in which case i'll go HOLY SHIT I KNOW YOU! Then add you if you aren't a terd. Futhermore if you add people just to get your friend count up don't bother, I go through my friends regularly deleting anyone who I don't talk to.

Music:

Mainly punk/rock/metal but i like a little bit of almost everything. The only genres i really hate are hip hop, r&b and dance. A few of my favourite artists are: Linkin Park, KoRn, Disturbed, Rammstein, Static-X, Saliva, Greenday, Oasis, Blink 182, Kasabian, The Killers, The Bravery, Franz Ferdinand, Pendulum and The Prodigy.

Movies:

I enjoy any good comedy e.g. Team America or Ace Ventura but for more serious films i prefer a film that isn't horror. Horror films are too simple and bore me, i like films that make me think or that are very powerful like Shawshank Redemption or Donnie Darko.

Television:

I don't really watch that much TV but a few of the programs i watch whilst channel flipping are: pimp my ride, UFC, ready steady cook, match of the day and erm... well basically anything that isn't crap and is on when i'm bored enough to flip.

Books:

I don't really read for pleasure but a few books i've enjoyed are The Anarchists Cookbook, SAS survival guide, The World According To Clarkson and The Dilbert Future.

Heroes:

Bruce Lee, Frank Dux, Thierry Henry, Jack Dee, Billy Connolly, Ross Noble, Jonathan Davis, Chester Bennington, David Draiman, Steve Irwin, Barry Scott!

My Blog

Who i'd like to kill (top 5)

If I could kill these people and get away with it i'd be more than happy to do it for the benefit of mankind: 1. George W. Bush - The world would be a safer, better place with him gone. Climate change...
Posted by Nick on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:11:00 PST

ZOMFG

Well i've not posted a blog in well over a year so I thought i'd do one now :) Good news is i've got an interview at a hotel to be their chef tomorrow so wish me luck, will be good to have a job that ...
Posted by Nick on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 03:22:00 PST

Valentines Day

Soooo yesterday was Valentines Day and before you go "for fucks sake he's not going to mope is he?" no i'm not. Unlike all the emo singletons and people with dodgy partners I had a good day. For the f...
Posted by Nick on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 04:38:00 PST

TOP 8 OMFG

Hmm now that lots of my friends are joining myspace it's a pain in the arse trying to fit them into my top 8! I don't know what to do OMFG!!!
Posted by Nick on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 08:08:00 PST

Get Rich Or Die Trying

Yeah it's a rip off name from a 50 Cent album but it's got nothing to do with buck-toothed or bullet-proofed rappers. I've said this before a couple of times but I mean it, i'm going to sort my l...
Posted by Nick on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 05:32:00 PST

Fetid Terds Would Like To Be Your Friend!

Seriously i'm fed up of people I don't know trying to add me as their friend. There's a reason I have so few contacts on here, I only add people I know or talk to on MSN. The worst offenders are by f...
Posted by Nick on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 11:33:00 PST

Prodigy

Just got The Prodigy's new limited edition Their Law album. The limited edition version only cost £1 more than the others and has a whole other CD of live tracks and remixes as well as a snazzy book o...
Posted by Nick on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 09:53:00 PST

Links

Here's just some links to stuff, feel free to check any of it out. My Website (which seriously needs work) http://www.geocities.com/nickisbored My Forum (which is part of my website) http://njb2k.prob...
Posted by Nick on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 06:10:00 PST

Girlfriend Application Form

Got this idea from pink banana anyone so i thought i'd make one for me for a laugh! Girlfriend Application Form (credits to pink banana anyone and The Official Girlfriend Application) Basics Full name...
Posted by Nick on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 12:51:00 PST