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Story of the gbhg

Stop the Madness!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

About Me

I fall down escalators. I get mad when homeless guys beat up my girlfriends. I'm a huge dork. I do crossword puzzles at bars. Oh, and I never clean anything ever.If I was a cartoon, I'd have a cloud of brown circles all around me.

My Interests

Frolicking under the sun with wine... Oh, and looking at the moon when it's all big and red and close to the earth... Oh, and I'm definitely interested in grapes that are on sale at the grocery store. I guess you could say I have a grape problem.. and Sudokus!!!! I give tutorials for those of you misguided souls who don't know how to do them! They'll change your life! (Okay, seriously, how big of a dork do you think I am now?) a

I'd like to meet:

My grandparents. They died before I was born, but they seemed like pretty amazing people. Or was the question who on HERE would you like to meet? Damn it MySpace, why must you be so ambiguous? In that case, I'd have to say I'd like to meet the guy of my dreams. Because I'm looking for him on the Internet.

Music:

Sublime, Pepper, Incubus, Ben Harper and Jack Johnson, the Beatles, Green Day, 311, any ska or punk, the Doors, Bob Marley, Fiona Apple, Cartel, Israel yama-something who does that music that makes you want to float away on a cloud...

Movies:

I love Forrest Gump! Oh, and TommyBoy (Tommy likey... Tommy want wingey!!! The bees! The bees!!! Your head has the shell on it!)

Television:

I have a FRIENDS problem... sometimes I'll watch it for days on end. Also South Park, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Sex and the City, Will and Grace... TV is my life... hope that doesn't make me a loser. Oh, and I gotta say, Judge Judy is a truth machine!!!!

Books:

The Alchemist and the Purpose Driven Life.

Heroes:

Rich Norris and Joyce Nichols Lewis. And I'll give a dollar to anybody who can tell me who they are.