Totally Smurfy... Smurfette

About Me

I am a stay at home mother of three wonderful, though energetic children. I am a very busy woman with school activities, but I still find time to run a home business. I am a Consultant for UndercoverWear, a Lingerie and Bedroom Magic company. Check out my website at http://www.undercoverwear.com/agentshop.php?agent=209589My Husband is a volunteer fireman for our local department. He loves anything and everything associated with firefighting. And together we make a wonderful team.

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My Interests

I am Sales Rep for an Adult lingerie and novelty company. It is a great job. tons of fun!! Always a party!

My husband love firefighting! And all things
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that are associated with firefighting!

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I'd like to meet:

I like to people who enjoy to have fun. People who love to joke around and have an all around good time. I love a good joke! Stuey Rules!!I love that baby!!
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Music:

All Kinds

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Grease, Jason Born Movies, Ladder 49, and 9-11 Movies.

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Television:

CSI shows, Rescue Me, Law and Order, History Channel, A&E Channel and the Discovery Channel.

Books:

Harry Potter
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Heroes:

A special kind of woman; a cut above the rest, That's a FIREFIGHTER'S WIFE, rating her amoung the best. How many goodbyes are shouted, without a fond embrace, As duty steals her man, for the danger he must face. How many meals are ruined--or tender moments disturbed, By the wail of a distant signal, sparking loyalty unswerved. It's a devil of a job, for an angel like this, Who...for the love of her man, must forsake that kiss. She can run a garden tractor; even paint a room in need, How she can stretch a dollar is a miracle indeed. She's mother, lover, chauffer, and nurse, A living symbol of: "for better or worse." Rich is the man, reaping his rewards in life, Who choose to be the other half of A FIREMAN'S WIFE.

My Blog

Don’t Lie to Your Mother....!!

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John a...
Posted by Totally Smurfy... Smurfette on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:44:00 PST

Love Letter

This is very old, source unknown.To my dear wifeDuring the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. Isucceeded 36 times, which ia an average of once every ten days. Thefollowi...
Posted by Totally Smurfy... Smurfette on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:17:00 PST

Banned from Kmart

Posted by Totally Smurfy... Smurfette on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:46:00 PST

Traffic story, lol!!

Posted by Totally Smurfy... Smurfette on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:45:00 PST

A Woman’s Prayer

How True is this: A Woman’s Prayer:I pray for:Wisdom, To understand a man.Love, To forgive him and;Patience, For his moods.Because if I pray for StrengthI’ll just beat him to death....
Posted by Totally Smurfy... Smurfette on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:09:00 PST

Top 10 Signs

Top 10 Signs You Should Get A Divorce10. For Valentine’s Day he gives you a box of Pop Tarts and says, "If you need me, I’ll be at Hooters."9. The only thing you have in common is your hat...
Posted by Totally Smurfy... Smurfette on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:06:00 PST

Wonder...

Have you ever wonder what the hell you are doing with your life. I have many things that happen in my life, past and presant, and I just wonder WTF was I thinking? Was I thinking at all? Are things ev...
Posted by Totally Smurfy... Smurfette on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:37:00 PST

Not a Morning Person!!!!

I woke early one morning,The earth lay cool and stillWhen suddenly a tiny birdPerched on my window sill,He sang a song so lovelySo carefree and so gay,That slowly all my troublesBegan to slip away.He ...
Posted by Totally Smurfy... Smurfette on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 06:50:00 PST

Single Girl’s Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man who's not a creep.One who's handsome, smart and strong.One who's not afraid to admit when he's wrong.One who thinks before he speaksOne who promises to call...
Posted by Totally Smurfy... Smurfette on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 07:29:00 PST

Undercover Wear!!

The founders of my company, Walter and Tiffany James, were on CNBC last night! They told their story of how they came upon their very wonderful business on The Big Idea. It was a very great.
Posted by Totally Smurfy... Smurfette on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 06:37:00 PST