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Hey, I'm Blaise! I grew up on the south side of Chi-Town but now live in downtown Mad-Town. Some things you should know about me:
- i have a great girl
- i am an engineer
- i am a die-hard cubs fan
- i am considered delusional - i believe i am an optimist
- i believe next year is the cubs' year
- i hate billy goats
- i am extrememly modest
- i know only one person more modest than me
- i am frequently being hit on by men
- i was voted hottest guy at my high school lunch table
- i went to an all-guy high school
- i am a mutt
- i have one brother
- i love corned beef sandwiches
- i love potatoes
- i am always up for a challenge in bags
- i am in training to become a professional beer pong player
- i enjoy an intense game of flippy cup
- i cannot chug
- i cannot whistle
- i cannot roll my r's
- i love to karaoke
- i love to dance, and have been known to bust out some breakdancing moves
- i love taking embarrassing random pictures of my friends when we go out
- i want to be like justin timberlake
- i drink beer
- i drink jaeger
- i love to play poker
- i practice in the off-season to become a professional slow-pitch softball pitcher
- i will retire from slow-pitch softball once i throw a perfect game
- i am important. people know me.
- i occasionally appear in porno films
- blaise steele is my real name
- i am blaise steele the third
- i am honorary greek
- i was once a superhero, but got bored of crime fighting
- i am an american spy - 003 - i cannot tell you any more
- i am commonly compared to derek zoolander
- i have dreams of becoming a male model
- i am a natural at the blue steele
- i believe ditka is god
- i think the super bowl shuffle is making a comeback
- i love vegas, and what happens there, stays there
- i have a goatee
- my dog, beau, is awesome
- my nicknames include, but are not limited to: albey, sexy, blaze, the blazer, b, baby, honey, ace, mutt, whitey, dooshbag, homo, asshole, steele, beazley, steele balls, the legend, straight man, bla-se, tall dark and handsome, italian stallion, the third, lawnbag, nerd, and dork
Anything else you wanna know, just ask, baby!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Blaise "Albey" Steele III
Birthday: 6-9, 83
Birthplace: SOUTH SIDE CHICAGO!!!
Current Location: Mad-Town
Eye Color: brown-eyed boy
Hair Color: extremely black, yet sexy
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: wow, hmmm, italian, irish, english, scottish, french, spanish, romanian, german, hungarian, austrian and honorary greek. yes i know, i'm a huge ass mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: gorilla slippers
Your Weakness: pammers and the cubs, not necessarily in that order...
Your Fears: never being on a winning softball team
Your Perfect Pizza: meat lovers, extra meat, and even anchovies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: threesome
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: man am i horny
Your Best Physical Feature: i'm told it's my beautiful ass
Your Bedtime: when she's in the mood...
Your Most Missed Memory: mexico...twice...in a week and a half
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi, and it's called POP dammit!
MacDonalds or Burger King: mickey d's - i am kicking ass in that monopoly game!
Single or Group Dates: depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i swing both ways
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: yes please
Do you Smoke: the occasional cigar
Do you Swear: usually when the cubs are on tv
Do you Sing: oh yes, karaoke is fun as hell, i shoulda been a rapper
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: jeez, not again!
Do you want to get Married: when i find the right girl
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes too much :-)
Do you get Motion Sickness: when reading in the car, and those damn kiddie carnie rides
Do you think you are Attractive: i was once voted hottest guy at the lunch table in high school. i've been modest ever since
Are you a Health Freak: not really, i've ate mcdonald's three days in a row!!!
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure do
Do you play an Instrument: nope, i'm not musically talented, except for my singing skills
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup, beer is like water
In the past month have you Smoked: nope, steve must be slackin' on the cigars
In the past month have you been on Drugs: does caffiene count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes, and they were wonderful :-)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes, and i actually bought some jeans!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i'd rather have chips ahoy
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yep, delicious
In the past month have you been on Stage: ha, yeah, if you count karaoke
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: it's starting to get cold, but i'd be up for it
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just some hearts
Ever been Drunk: yeah, but not in the past 31 hours...
Ever been called a Tease: nearly every day
Ever been Beaten up: yeah, but i get my hits in
Ever Shoplifted: yeah, i used to work at kmart after all
How do you want to Die: peacefully in old age, with no regrets about my life
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a good parent and husband
What country would you most like to Visit: all of them so i can start my family :-) but mostly italy, ireland, germany, spain, and australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: those sexy hazel eyes that change colors
Favourite Hair Color: blonde, brown and red
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'3" is just right...
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: none :-) but it depends on the occasion. i enjoy the whore look every now and then too!
Number of Drugs I have taken: one
Number of CDs I own: not too many since i discovered downloading
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none, yet. i need to get a cubs tattoo, anyone with me???
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none, everything happens for a reason
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What Family Guy Character are you?
Peter
You are the man of the house.Your an alcoholic,fat and a reguler subscriber to 'Penthouse' magazine.(don't know if thats good or bad!?)

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What kind of drunk are you?
Rowdy Drunk
Shut up, already, rowdy drunk! You're the most dreaded drunk of all to waitresses and bartenders alike. I could probably find you in an enormous group of people, banging your mug on the table, singing Irish drinking songs, and screaming, "WOOOO" every 13 seconds for no particular reason.

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I'd like to meet:

BEER FAIRY

GREG MADDUX

PHIL HELLMUTH

FUN PEOPLE IN MAD-TOWN!
Let's hit up a bar, play some poker, or watch a ballgame.
I'm always up for something, hit me up!

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