dmitri - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i'd like to get vanity plates, but i can't think of anything i'd like them to say.

My Interests

basketball, cleaning, coffee, drinking with friends, spite, making lists, aesthetics, hot dogs wrapped in bacon, texting whilst driving, the great indoors, stirring the pot, using the second urinal from the left, leisure, doing my cat's bidding, wearing slippers whenever possible, the church of gilbertology, pennies stuck to gum that's stuck to a wall, making an ass out of myself, hating nature, finding things, causing trouble, pushing buttons, taking the edge off, and not perpetrating.

I'd like to meet:

someone whose fortune i could squander.

Music:

a continuous tape of louie-louie.

Movies:

movies where peoples' lives are ruined, or families fall apart, or people come to terms with things, or overcome things, or fail to overcome things, or ones where funny stuff happens.

Television:

futurama, arrested development, the wire, wallace and ladmo, pasadena

Heroes:

the brothers thornton, jim goldstein, tim loftus, br'er rabbit, michael showalter's hair, snagglepuss, elliot carlin, bad santa, bodie broadus, rodney dangerfield, bob crane too. also people who use the word niggardly.

My Blog

let me be your car

today i managed to cut off a white limo and what i thought was a bright yellow hummer in one fell swoop. i was pretty happy about it until i realized the hummer was actually a toyota fj cruiser. i'm n...
Posted by dmitri on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 03:40:00 PST

the alamo's basement (more basketball)...now with fun police!

so the spurs traded jackie butler and the rights of luis scola to the rockets for vassilis spanoulis. scola, an argentinian power forward, considered the best player playing overseas, fills a glaring ...
Posted by dmitri on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:00:00 PST

Steve Kerr - Quick Learner

So Steve's only been on the job for a couple weeks and he's making an all out effort to get Kevin Garnett without doing much more than swapping him for Shawn Marion. Marion won't go to the Timberwolve...
Posted by dmitri on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 03:38:00 PST

phaser rough draft

it's a cell phone and a taser rolled into one. maybe motorola would want to buy the rights. they could name it phazr or fazr and it could be ultra-slim and you could download the coolest ring-tones. ...
Posted by dmitri on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:45:00 PST

sofoklis schortsanitis = snack attack!

i am not greek. while it's something i've often been accused of by many a liquor store owner, i am most assuredly not a dirty greek. i would however, like to congratulate their national team for this ...
Posted by dmitri on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 02:56:00 PST

how hot is it?

it's so hot that my room temperature water seemed more like it had been sitting in the car all day.
Posted by dmitri on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 11:45:00 PST

so i tried coca-cola blak today...

i ran out of coffee at home so i walked to the gas station down the street to get a couple of those starbucks iced coffees in a can this morning. after staring blankly at their beverage section for a ...
Posted by dmitri on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 07:51:00 PST

quizwhatta?

i guess this isn't too shocking...You're Agent Albert Rosenfield, the snide andsuperior forensics expert. Your tongue issharper than your scalpel, and it doesn't takelong for people to start hating y...
Posted by dmitri on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 05:41:00 PST

portland checklist

(x) drink with friends ( ) maple bacon bar from voodoo doughnuts
Posted by dmitri on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 04:17:00 PST

goddamn myspace gypsies

i guess one can't kudo one's own blog. thanks a lot tom. you're a bigger man than i.
Posted by dmitri on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 10:59:00 PST