Signs You're Probably Not a Kid Anymore. |
1. Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it any more.2. Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.3. The average 10-year-old doesn't have a clue who the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers a...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jul 2010 13:47:00 GMT |
Social Etiquette |
I need some serious advice about social etiquette. Here's the scenario: You're walking down a hallway or sidewalk, and someone is coming towards you from the opposite direction. There isn't anyone els...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jun 2010 12:30:00 GMT |
My Birthday Is Coming Up Fast |
I grew up blowing candles. Now I just blow cock. Shit I'm getting old. But still awesome. Shit I'd like for my birthday:-Cock. Preferably of the large variety.-A bag of tampons.-A subscription to MLB ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jun 2010 12:25:00 GMT |
10 Embarrassing Car Accessories |
.The Winged SpoilerOkay, unless youre driving in a professional race or drive a car that is worth more than $100k, then you have no business putting this crap on your car. If you just have to, please...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jun 2010 12:21:00 GMT |
How To Escape From Rehab |
Get ready to poop your pants. Well, it finally happened. The police found you in a hotel room handcuffed to the bed dressed in a cactus-mascot costume with the Lincoln memorial's stolen head in your ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jun 2010 12:15:00 GMT |
Women Translated. |
Easier than your mother.I won't say that most men are fools, because they aren't. They just enjoy hurting themselves by lighting their bodies on fire or watching Twilight with their significant other....
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jun 2010 08:50:00 GMT |
The 5 Second Rule |
I used to think that whoever came up with the "5 Second Rule" was an ass monger. Thanks to him, parents who were working hard to make sure there was food on the table were coming home to find their ki...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jun 2010 08:43:00 GMT |
Up with condoms lacking flavor. |
Okay, so have you ever been in a situation where a certain type of flavored or scented condom could make or break you? I am seriously considering a few things to send to Trojan. Let me explain.Folger'...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jun 2010 23:10:00 GMT |
Penis. |
Penis.
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jun 2010 23:08:00 GMT |
How do you measure up? |
So there are all these drugs out there that are for penis enhancement. We all know that the male ego is fragile, especially when it comes down to whats in your pants. My "friend's" penis is about 6.5 ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jun 2010 23:01:00 GMT |
