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Hail President Skroob!

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Take the quiz: "Are you a Jedi or Sith?"

Anakin Skywalker - Jedi Guardian/Sith
Clouded your future is! The outcome of your training is not yet known. For now it looks like your path leads to both the light and darksides of the Force. Masterful with a lightsaber, and well knowlegdable in the force. Hatred runs deep throughout your body. Yet your feelings towards others is very strong, full of love.
You were destined to have a Red Lightsaber.Red is the color of fire and blood, so it is
associated with energy, war, danger,
strength, power, and determination as well as
passion and desire. You have seen the
Strength and Power of the Dark Side of the
Force and have you thirst for more of it.
What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
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I'm always looking to meet new friends. I'm a sarcastic soul with a good sense of humor.. you can't help but laughing and having a good time hanging with the Prez. So deal with it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Friends.

Dating you ask? I've decided to play it safe and capitulate like France.. I give up on dating. Finished, finito, abgeschlossen, consumado, prêt, tükenmiþ, perfetto, .., sumaseru... or by whatever language you care to express it.

So, for lack of meeting the right woman, I'll settle for meeting every Hooters girl and pro cheerleader I possibly can. I may be relegated to a life of the bachelor rockin' the the ole' rocking chair but I'm gonna have a FAT photo-album and some great memories.

My Blog

My new rules for 2006! READ AND OBEY!

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain o...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 11:18:00 GMT

ATTN typical Fayetteville arrogant and stuck up women

Ladies.. you can relax.  I won't be asking you out or wanting to marry you in 23 days.  After all.. I'm 30, never been married and have no kids.  You don't want that no matter what you ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 16:47:00 GMT

back online

Well, after nearly 5 months of waiting I now have internet installed on my own computer. No more waiting for others to relinquish temporary usage of their comps and no more trips to the library to hav...
Posted by on Sun, 21 May 2006 06:33:00 GMT

death in the family

I went to work today and got a phone call that my Grandma passed away during the weekend.  I'm going to be planning a return trip to my beloved Bay Area for the funeral so I might be here-and-the...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 23:56:00 GMT

to the ladies, your attention please.

SUBJECT: Responses to messages.TO: The ladies of MyspaceFROM: Your sarcastic friend Aaron and, in absence, 50% of the male population of Myspace.Ladies, have any of you ever written to a large company...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 00:54:00 GMT

social observations

Yes, your sarcastic friend is back with another observation on the complexity and total confusion that is the 'social' circle. This last Sunday I decided I needed to get out of the house go out and do...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 22:38:00 GMT

North Carolina (updated)

90 days in North Carolina now.  I have a full time 3rd shift job with a 3 hour commute round-trip.  I get paid... uummm... I guess you can call it that, but it definitely doesn't cover the p...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 23:02:00 GMT

Observations of the Breast

Observations on the Breast I see that breasts are in again,that is to say,breasts that are out are in.Breasts that are inare out.Though no breast is ever wholly in or wholly out,some are more in than ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 12:24:00 GMT

North Carolina

Well, I now find myself 6 days into my move to NC.  Almost a week now.  Being a born-again civilian surrounded by military folks is a VERY wierd feeling.. but the feeling of being a si...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 07:59:00 GMT

Hooters Girls!

I want to meet you all, both current and former Hooters Girls!  Send me a message or add me to friends list!   Pictures are ALWAYS accepted with gratitude! It's football time!  Bri...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 15:13:00 GMT