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Jeff Yard

Shine On You Crazy Diamond!

About Me

What up? Im Jeff Yard. Im a sophmore at Lake Catholic. I am pretty sweet. I like to listen to music and play guitar. I write songs but mostly they suck. I have a 4.0 so yah i guess im pretty awesome. Leave a comment or im me at Layard2690 if u want to know more. **"Swimmers make great lovers because of their strong hip flexors and abdominal muscles that give then great stamina in bed. - PlayBoy Magazine**A Goddess was born on June 4, 1975!!!!!!! I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

My Interests

I like to hangout with my friends, go to the movies, chill with girls, play guitar, write songs, read books,an ex-girlfriend is like an old movie, i liked it at first but i dont want to see it again.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeffrey Yard
Birthday: August 12
Birthplace: Westlake,Ohio
Current Location: Willoughby,Ohio
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5 7
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: French
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops
Your Weakness: brunettes
Your Fears: none
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Iwant to get a 4.0
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Oh Right
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn I'm big
Your Best Physical Feature: I'll let you decide
Your Bedtime: when I want to
Your Most Missed Memory: Friends from SJM
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LIT
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: Who doesn't
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: What kind of question is that, Obviously yes
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: No
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: From what?
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: No
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, Electric guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: I wouldn't call it shoplifting but this one time...
How do you want to Die: I dont
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: IDK
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: IDK
Weight: Not fat
Best Clothing Style: IDK
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: None
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0

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I'd like to meet:

Angelina Jolie(the hottest person alive!), Eddie Van Halen(My Hero), A very beautiful attractive smart wonderful girl, Reel Big Fish, and many more!Angelina Jolie is so fuckin hot, beautiful,sexy,cute,and delicious. One word to describe her would be: PERFECT«Jeffrey Yard - once you have it, you love it.»

Hey Sexy!

Music:

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Movies:

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Television:

Jeffrey Yard - You see this name, you think dirty.

Books:

scar tissue, hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, Flatland, Alice in Wonderland, youth in revolt

Heroes:

Check out my band at www.myspace.com/thebonerbrigade
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I pray under a Bo Tree I spilled my seed upon the ground. I practice Coitus interruptus.

My Blog

Animal Tales

Okay so once upon a time there was a fish. He was an unhappy fish so he tried to find a mate. His first love was a Megalodon shark. He liked her very much but she had different plans. The fish and the...
Posted by Jeff Yard on Thu, 17 May 2007 06:25:00 PST

You Know You are in love if...

You know you are in love if... You want to see her again even though it has only been 5 minutes since you last saw her. You sit next to the phone waiting for her call. You brag to your friends ab...
Posted by Jeff Yard on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 03:33:00 PST

shop

visit my shop where i design funny shirts and other products shop
Posted by Jeff Yard on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 04:41:00 PST

My Band

check it out its on my top friends list
Posted by Jeff Yard on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 04:27:00 PST

My Band is cool

Dude our band is sweet. This band was started by me and my cool friend anthony purpara. I play Lead guitar, vocals, and piano. Anthony plays Bass guitar, vocals, and piccolo. Check them out on my...
Posted by Jeff Yard on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 04:25:00 PST