Molten Polka Expedition to the Center of a Jazz Brunch |
Molten polka expedition to the center of a jazz brunch. Trombones rally for peace amidst a sea of banjos. And then of course there was the bongo auxiliary, strung out on coffee and pall malls, mournin...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jun 2009 17:23:00 GMT |
Communication Breakdown- Adventures in Text Messaging |
The modern day smart phone has americans dancing around care-free with the world in their pocket. Through downloadable applications and the internet community, it won't be long before everyone ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:59:00 GMT |
The most important holiday for assholes... |
"Home for the holidays" Samson just can't take it. He's been cooped up with his family too long. He longs for stiff drink. He wants to purchase some illegal contraband. He needs to sne...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:18:00 GMT |
election blog |
Who's it gonna be folks? Step right up, step right up, place your bets. Donkeys verses Elephants, and you won't want to miss the half-time special. I believe Alicia Keys will be performing this year.....
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:40:00 GMT |
Ah... the fall |
It's all puddles and weariness outside the window. Maybe that's me projecting, hard to say for certain. But from where I'm sitting it looks like September sucked the color from the trees and sky...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 18:08:00 GMT |
The Eddie Murphy Paradox |
For those of us too young to remember the short-lived musical career of comedian Eddie Murphy... behold, this is what passes as a good idea after month long binges of crack, hookers, and illegal fire-...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 22:44:00 GMT |
waiting on the dirt |
I'm opting out of the Maiden show this evening, think I'll stay at home and develop a crystal meth addiction. All the workers in song are telecommuting. I can go to the office without any pants. The w...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:26:00 GMT |
Problems drinking in DC |
Those attending the March 5th Voodoo Pharmacology show, be sure to triple check your license. Mine is a month expired, I had to drink up the street at a micro-brewery. The beer wasn't bad, the bill wa...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 08:16:00 GMT |
Genesis Primary |
Who is this guy voting for in the Primaries? You better believe its Phil "The Fucking Face" Collins. If America would get over this whole "Oh No, Phil Collins is a foreigner, he can't be president" bu...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:13:00 GMT |
If you drink apple cider you will become telepathic |
Despite my lack of sports knowledge, I bet 13,000 dollars on the Superbowl... and lost. I didn't lose it to some college drug-dealer who gambles on the side, I lost it to some hard-core mother-fuckers...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 22:56:00 GMT |
