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Name: Andrew Constantine Confucious Cephalopod Crakatoa Colin Caputo
Birthdate: August 11, 1984 A.D.
Birthplace: Columbus, OH
Current Location: See above...
Eye Color: Grey (go ahead and check)
Hair Color: Naturally it's dishwater brown, right now it's fading from black with blue patches
Height: 5'10" ish
Weight: 160 ish
Piercings: Nine: Four earlobe (two at 8g, two at 5/8"), Septum, Labret, Daith (retired), Nipples
Tattoos: Not enough. I need more.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Not currently, no.
Overused Phraze: I've been calling my roommates "cutie-pie" recently. I can't explain it.
FAVORITES
Food: Sushi, fried calimari, reuben sandwich
Candy: Peppermint!
Number: 7
Color: Blue
Animal: Lobster!
Drink: Coffee, or Dr. Pepper
Alcohol Drink: Rum, German beers
Bagel: I really like the kind with everything on them...
Letter: That's a stupid question.
Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes when they smile.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper... or Coke, if I had to
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Macky D's
Strawberry or Watermelon: That depends. I like watermelon flavored candy better, but can't stand the actual fruit. Weird, huh?
Hot tea or Ice tea: I found out the other day that I can finally drink tea again without tasting blood! So... hot tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: COFFEE. Haha. I'm drinking coffee right now!
Kiss or Hug: Either would be nice.
Dog or Cat: Actually, I really want a ferret!
Rap or Punk: Meh, not really big on either...
Summer or Winter: I get bored with summer and winter easily. Give me spring any day!
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Depends on what mood I'm in. I could watch either.
Love or Money: Definately love (but a little money couldn't hurt)
YOUR...
Bedtime: Whenever the hell I feel like it.
Most Missed Memory: I really miss this girl I went to CCAD Saturday morning classes with in highschool.
Best phyiscal feature: Creepy grey eyes.
First Thought Waking Up: Dammit, not again!
Goal for this year: (x)Keep smoking, like a coward
( )Get more work published
Best Friends: The ones I live with, and some that I don't.
Weakness: Short girls with tattoos.
Fears: See above, plus falling.
Heritage: European: German, Italian, French, and Welsh mostly...
Longest relationship: In highschool, just over 3 months. Since then, zero seconds.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes.
Ever Smoked: I used to smoke like a damn chimney.
Pot: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: Yeah...
Ever been beaten up: Not really. Been punched in the face, but that's about it.
Ever beaten someone up: Once, at the beach, against all odds.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope.
Ever Skinny Dipped: ...Not on purpose.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: A while ago, yeah...
Been Dumped Lately: No.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: As long as they have two, I'm good. If I had to choose though, green.
Favorite Hair Color: Whatever, I'm not picky.
Short or Long: Hair? Ummm... yeah, don't really care.
Height: Shorter than me, preferably
Style: Casual, a little stylish, but just a little abnormal too.
Looks or Personality: Can't there be both?
Hot or Cute Cute. Definately.
Drugs and Alcohol: Booze.
Muscular or Really Skinny: Healthy.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: None, really. I try not to focus on the past.
What country do you want to Visit: Germany, Italy, Ireland, and Japan, but not necessarily in that order.
How do you want to Die: I want to get shot into the sun or frozen in carbonite.
Been to the Mall Lately: What the hell is a mall?
Do you like Thunderstorms: God, yes!
Get along with your Parents: Yep.
Health Freak: I'm slowly becoming one, thanks to Lexx, Laci, and Aislinn.
Do you think your Attractive: Yes, I do. Is that so wrong?
Believe in Yourself: To an extent.
Want to go to College: I did go to college. Now I have to pay for it.
Do you Smoke: I used to. This question sounds familiar...
Do you Drink: Rarely.
Shower Daily: If I have time.
Been in Love: Keeping my fingers crossed on that one.
Do you Sing: Never.
Want to get Married: Yes, definately.
Do you want Children: Two, but not twins.
Have your future kids names planned out: Freya if it's a girl. That's about it...
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: The Bronze Age!
Hate anyone: No.
DANCE AROUND NAKED! - or - GET PAID TO EAT WAFFLES!I can do SCIENCE!

My Interests

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The Quiz

Music:

I listen to lots of things. I usually go through music in stages, where I'll listen to something for months, and then almost abandon it for years. Then, I'll pick it back up again somewhere down the line. Recently I've been listening to a lot of older rock: Jethro Tull, Tom Petty, Pink Floyd, Lynrd Skynrd, Black Sabbath, etc. I listen to all kinds of other stuff too: Drum & Bass, Classical, Hip-hop, Power Metal, AltRock... um.... other stuff. Just not Country or Gangsta Rap or NuMetal. That's just annoying.

Movies:

Top 5:
1- Pan's Labyrith
2- V for Vendetta
3- Le Pact de Loups
4- Seven Samurai
5- The Prestige
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Other Movies I like: Pitch Black, Chronicles of Riddick, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Puddle Cruiser, Dukes of Hazzard, Ocean's Twelve, Sin City, Hellboy, Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Dirty Work, Equilibrium, Once Upon A Time In China 1-3, Serenity, Anchorman, Ghostbusters 1 & 2, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (just the first one), Star Wars 4-6, Ocean's Eleven, and a whole bunch of others I can't think of right now...

Television:

Top Gear (on BBC 2).

Books:

I've been reading a book of Irish fairy and folk tales recently. So far my favorite is the story titled Teig O'Kain and The Corpse. And, of course, V for Vendetta will always have a special place in my heart.

Heroes:

Wayne Reynolds, Todd Lockwood, Brom, Willam H. Bonney, Calico Jack Rackham, Hattori Hanzo, The Stig, and of course, Teh Jesus.

My Blog

Subculture of Terror

This is what I did today. All day.I guess I have some explaining to do... but I won't, because I already did. This is a semi-true story that occurred somewhere around 6 years ago. Funny shit, I'll tel...
Posted by Andre El Pistolero on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 09:40:00 PST

I work hard for the moneys.

These are supposedly 40 questions no one would EVER think to ask.Answer them with what comes to mind first.1. When you looked at yourself in the mi...
Posted by Andre El Pistolero on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:33:00 PST

Today. Yuck.

IT'S SO HOT GONNA HAVE A HEAT STROKE-AH!...that is all....
Posted by Andre El Pistolero on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 02:10:00 PST

Hmm... Never noticed that before.

This is an honest-to-God screenshot from Snakes on a Plane.Fucking brilliant!...
Posted by Andre El Pistolero on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 11:01:00 PST

If it weren't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

So, on my way home from work, going down High Street. Stopped at a red light right outside LaBamba, I heard something that blew my fucking mind. A girl walks out of the restaurant with some friends an...
Posted by Andre El Pistolero on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:14:00 PST

Dear Film Directors,

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MINDS?! Before you make a film, please do some fucking research! I just watched Pulse, which is supposed to take place in Columbus, OH. Instead of filming on location or eve...
Posted by Andre El Pistolero on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:21:00 PST

One of the weirder things that's happened this week

So just a minute ago, a yellow cab pulled up to the shop, and this grungy dude walks out with his wife (I'm assuming), comes into the shop, and this happens: Me: Hey, how's it goin'? Dude: Hey, you kn...
Posted by Andre El Pistolero on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:58:00 PST

Motha'fuckin' payday in CornTucky

Like 40 juggalos walked into the shop at the same time. What the fuck?
Posted by Andre El Pistolero on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:16:00 PST

Those space devils have been hard at work!

So... I got my new game controller today. It works so well. I love it!However, I did not enjoy taking it out of the packaging. It came in this super strong plastic blast shield encasing it in a rock-h...
Posted by Andre El Pistolero on Sat, 19 May 2007 10:10:00 PST

Stolen from the Queen of Cupcakes

1. Someone knocks on your door at 2 am, who do you want it to be?Just as long as it's not a home invasion I don't care.2. Your boss tells you he/she will give you a $20 raise if you'll do your job na...
Posted by Andre El Pistolero on Mon, 14 May 2007 09:19:00 PST