disappearing act

right when you think you have it all figured out, something really fucked up happens. but that's just it. life is a series of bad situations with a few laughs in between. and so i digress.
:: i never get nervous.
:: i'm a smart-ass whenever it's most inappropriate.
:: you can always count on me.
:: i indulge in the arts.
:: i don't have any tattoos, had my ears pierced.
:: i love driving fast cars on curvy roads.
:: i want a motorcycle.
:: my bike is like 75% of my life.
:: i'm usually late for work.
:: sleeping = heaven.
:: i believe everything happens for a reason,
:: even if we don't always understand at first.
:: nothing is impossible.
:: i consider myself reserved, calm, and collected...
:: unless i'm drinking.
:: i can't stand ignorant and arrogant people.
:: i can hold my own.
:: a hopeless romantic at heart.
:: patience is a virtue.
:: i have a great biological clock.
:: reading people is fun.
:: i should probably do stand-up.
:: i'm pretty much macgyver.