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Cory

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I Ms. Spell things alot. I'm a smart ass. I'm a dork. I'm more fun than your dad drunk. I have many vices, and I love all of them. I challenge you to a karaoke duel. If I think something's funny, I'll run it into the ground, through the ground, and out into China. Nerds are hot. I love the beach. I'm getting my Doctorate in Physical Therapy. I like to get outside. Sitting on your butt in front of the TV is a waste of time. I take care of my body, and I expect you to take care of yours.

My Blog

Fun with stalkers

So I was walking back to my car dowtown, and just as I crossed McBee street my phone rang. It was some weird Charlotte number but I answered it anyway. When I did some dude on the other end said "Tu...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 06:25:00 GMT

back to school

It's official. I'm a student once again. I can't wait to be the creepy old guy in the back of the class.
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 19:34:00 GMT

My ass is purple. Seriouslly.

So, for my birthday, my friends took me to the Trophy Club, and had three strippers beat the CRAP out of me. It started off as just an ordinary lap dance, and I though 'Oh, this is nice. Who doesn't ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 21:47:00 GMT

Pay my car insurance for me!

Let's face it people, I'm a menace. When I get behind the wheel, I'm a danger to eveyone else on the road (and most people on the sidewalks). It's also time for me to pay my monstrous insurance prem...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 18:47:00 GMT

thoughts on golf and break up preasents

So golf is entirely too slow of a game. It's boring. On top of that, I don't even think it's a real sport. Anything you can do while smoking a cigarette should not count as a sport. But I think I'...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 15:16:00 GMT

freedom!

So, I don't know how this "6 month" stay with the 'rents turned into a full year in Gvegas, but I do know that I simply can't take it anymore. I'm moving into an apartment Saturday, where I will plan...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 16:56:00 GMT

Gavin Rosdel

So I was listening to his new song on the radio, and realized Gwen Stefani totally wears the pants in that relationship. Gavin goes "You know, back in I was in Bush (because you KNOW all his stor...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:47:00 GMT

earshot rocks

So I went to that new Earshot place across from corner pocket today, and they have these little listening stations where you can listen to cd's or look up songs, and if you like them you can just burn...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Aug 2005 12:38:00 GMT

random blah blah's

I couldn't fit anything else into my wallets, so I cleaned out all the membership cards and stuff that I don't use anymore ( one coffee away from a free coffee at Starbucks two years ago in Columbia! ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jul 2005 09:40:00 GMT

The truth about me

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Posted by on Thu, 09 Jun 2005 10:25:00 GMT