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About Me

Private Party Dancers serving all of New England! Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Maine, Rhode Island, Connecticut & Vermont, including: Foxwoods & Mohegan Sun Casinos, Cape Cod, all New England CollegesBring the party to you! house, hotel, motel, campground, halls, boats, limos, party bus, office, bars, clubs, firehouses, colleges, fraternities, bike clubs, anywhere that is safe for the entertainers!Better than a strip club- private, contact, fully nude, girl/girl action! whipped cream & other exciting party games! available 24/7DJ available on request!fetish services- light domination, foot fetish, wrestling fetish, topless/nude maid serviceThe girls showcased on this site do in fact work for this company! Unlike other companies we do not post pics of girls bought off a stock-photo cd! These are not the only entertainers that work for us. Many girls are not comfortable posting pics because of personal or business reasons. Give us an idea of the type of girls you are looking for to entertain your party (ie, 1 blonde, 1 brunette, or 1 Asian, etc.). We have all types, blonde, brunette, redhead, Asian, Black, Latina, Native American, etc. We will never promise you a certain girl. Any company that does is LYING! It is a logistical nightmare & impossible to promise a specific girl to anyone. Anyone that does this is telling you whatever you want to hear (in other words-blowing smoke up your ass) in order to get your $! We are committed to being honest and fair with our customers. We believe in doing so that people have a better time & are more willing to become repeat customers & refer you to their friends & colleagues for their parties.When booking any party, please remember that Fri and Sat are our busiest nights (Sat being the most slammed!). Therefore, when booking a party, particularly on those nights, please give a 1 hour time window for the beginning of your party. Other parties before yours may not have started on time due to the customers not being ready, & you must figure in time for drivers getting lost or traffic. Also, if you have a lot of $ to spend & wish the girls to stay more than 1 hour, we suggest that you do not book on Saturday night. If the girls have other parties to get to that are booked after yours, we must honor all our commitments. This is only fair. You wouldn't want your girls not to show up or show up 2 hours late because someone else kept them over-time, right! We strive to provide the most enjoyable time for all of our customers!Our girls are not only beautiful, but we only hire girls that are ready to have fun and show you a great time. They must have a great personality if they want to work here! We don't just hire Hotties if they have a miserable attitude or act $ grubbing!Also, we strictly abide by all local laws! THIS IS NOT AN ESCORT SERVICE!!!! We are looking to have a clean, fun, LEGAL good time!

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My Interests

Girl/Girl shows, Whipped cream body shots, lotion rubs, sexy lap dances, safe-sex demonstration adult toy shows, shower shows, private dances, strip-o-grams, car/bike washes, oil wrestling, light domination, foot fetish, wrestling fetish, topless/nude maid service, costumes (firefighter, police-woman, delivery girl, construction, businesswoman, librarian, school-girl, belly dancer, naughty nurse, biker, super hero, & more!)bachelor parties, birthday parties, going away parties, military send-off, fraternity parties, graduation parties, retirement parties, jack/jill/ mixed bachelor/ette parties, firehouses, bike/car washes, promotional events, fantasy football, topless waitressing/bartending, topless/nude poker

I'd like to meet:

bachelors, best-men, birthday boys, military studs, frat boys, grads, retirees, firemen, bikers, bike clubs, promoters, fantasy football players, sports teams, college students, boat owners, fishermen, event planners, limo services, party bus operators, poker players, casino goers

Music:

DJ service available- call or email for info! "I'm in love with a stripper", "Thong Song", "Back that ass up" "Ass & Titties"-Luke, "Girls, Girls, Girls"-Motley Crue, "Lapdance"- NERD, "Hot for Teacher"- Van Halen, "She's got Legs"- ZZ Top, "I Touch Myself"- Divinyls, "Stripper song"- Wyclef Jean, "Stripped" depeche Mode, "Master & Servant", Depeche Mode, "Pink"-Aerosmith, "Cherry Pie"- Warrant, "Talk Dirty to Me"-Poison, "Pour Some Sugar on Me"- Def Leppard, "Me so Horny"- 2 Live Crew

Movies:

Bachelor Party, American Pie, Showgirl, Dancing at the Blue Iguana, Striptease, Lap dancer, Lap Dancing, The Stripper

Television:

Some of the internet sites where our girls have been featured: www.scissorvixens.com www.boundhotties.com www.fetishpalooza.com www.nylonsexposed.com www.nylonsbound.com www.conversationpiece.cc www.qualitycontrol.cc

Books:



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Heroes:

Betty Page, Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Betty Boop, Lily Christine, Tempest Storm, Dita Von Teese, Carmen Electra, Pam AndersonMilitary men, firefightersanyone willing to have a great time!

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People outside of New England

To people outside of New England trying to add us as "friends":Asstounding Entertainment is a NEW ENGLAND based entertainment company. Unless you are planning on visiting the area & want to book a sh...
Posted by asstounding on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:35:00 PST