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Elka

About Me

Where do I begin in such a short space? Here it is - I'm a cocoa brown, nubian QUEEN who loves to LAUGH!!!! I'm a comedian finding my way in the world through the laughter of all of my kingdom! Nothing brings me more joy than to hear their deep gut laughter from out of the deepest bowels of their being - I'm back, got off on a little tangent! Comedy is what I do and love! It's all about making the people happy, and sharing my life experiences, that are quite to the audiences disbelief true! I can't write this shit - it really happens and as long as Mookie and them for the white people, this is black vernacular - every black person knows of a Mookie and them) keep giving me material and my kingdom continues to provide me with material through appearance, action, and word! All I can say is a QUEEN gonna keep you laughin!!! YOU WANT TO LAUGH - COME SEE A QUEEN Whenever and wherever she PERFORMS!!!!!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bernie Mac, Roseanne, Lily Tomlin, Joan Rivers, Anthony Hopkins, Dustin Hoffman, the retarded son of a bitch who said One Size Fits All!!!

My Blog

Another Gay Senator - Go figure!!!

Hello kingdom!!! For those of you who have not heard -Senator Craig is GAY!!!! This is the same senator who is anti-gay marriage and anti-gay anything! However, all that changed when he was caught red...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:51:00 GMT

Assholes in the Workplace

Why oh Why is there an asshole in every workplace? Are they part of a union, with the task of infiltrating as many companies throughout America, with the common goal to try to bring to ruin as many li...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 19:09:00 GMT