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alice

I know how to get things done.

About Me

I'm 160 lbs of pure man.

My Interests

stocks, bonds, drinking, hot tubs, expense accounts, corporate welfare, cooking the books, pilates

I'd like to meet:

Other young professionals who want to succeed in life.

Music:

duran duran, bruce springsteen, techno, classic rock

Movies:

fast and the furious, matrix, matrix revolutions, batman forever

Television:

average joe, survivor, king of queens, cheers

Books:

ayn rand, suze orman (of course!), donald trump

Heroes:

donald trump, rob lowe

My Blog

the secrets of MY success!

Here are the ten things that made me who i am today: 1 - i put on cologne at least three times a day 2 - i only play monopoly for REAL money 3 - i drive as fast as possible and flip people off if...
Posted by alice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a time-tested way to control breeding - stick a gun in your pants!

Drinking and shotguns in your pants don't mix Man jailed for illegal firearm possession after shooting self in groinThe Associated Press Updated: 5:00 p.m. ET July 13, 2004SHEFFIELD, England - A...
Posted by alice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

have you checked out tina yothers' band?

have you heard her music? go here: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000050I5A/qid%3D1089 213097/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/102-6277484-4832130 "While Tina Yothers was brought to our at...
Posted by alice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

more proof that ray parker jr. is a genius

check out this little article if you need any further proof that ray ray was a dude ahead of his time: from astonishingtales.com: The most eerie thing about Ray Parker Jr's 1985 hit 'Ghostbuster...
Posted by alice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

post your buisness/real estate questions here

hello gentlemen/gentleladies: please use this space for all of your buisness and/or real estate questions, and i will answer them in the order they are received.
Posted by alice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

real men watch tennis not football...

and don't let anyone tell you otherwise - the only morons that watch football are brain-dead troglodytes and slack-jawed panty sniffers. tennis is the true sport of kings (and queens)...
Posted by alice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST