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About Me

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Your film will be 51% romantic, 43% comedy, 40% complex plot, and a $ 37 million budget. We apologize now. Future generations will view your life story by David Lynch and not know what the hell just happened. A lot of events occur around you, but you seem to be involved in all the wrong ways. Even you probably think your life is WEIRD. Why does that bald lady insist on sitting on that basketball she carries inside that milk crate? Robert Blake will play your grandfather, and Kyle MacLachlan will play your dad. /TABLE

My Interests

In my free time I like to tobagin down the slopes of Mount Kilamanjaro while sampling some nice port from Christopher Creek. But most of my days are absorbed by my need to help the little people. And by little people I mean everyone shorter than me, which mean the NBA gets no love from me, but you.... you people.... you out there who need the skills of someone to help you get that bag of flour off the top shelf in the kitchen so that you can finish your cookies to give to street orphans in Bangladesh who's mothers have abandoned their children in favor of life working as an Iranian Supermodel.... you are the people I am trying to help. You. And why you might ask? Love? No. Pragmatism? No. In fact, I have no idea why I help you. But I do. And I must. So there I am.

Those are my interests in a nutshell. How did I get in this great big bloody nut shell? What shell has a nut like me? I know not. But for you, you the people I help, I will endeavour to discover. For you I would do anything. Anything without reason. Save maybe whale hunting or cheating on my taxes. Those are bad things.

Friendel.

I'd like to meet:

People I can take pictures of while they are sleeping...

Music:

KanYe, Maroon 5, Nickel Creek, Nickelback, Nickel and Dime, I'd buy that for a Nickel, and 50 cent. Basically, anything with change in the title. And these guys are my hero's:

This guy too:

Movies:

The Fog of War, Spiderman 2, Serenity, City of God, Pride and Prejudice (2005) and so on in that fashion

how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen

Television:

Battlestar: Galactica .. .., Futurama, Firefly, Family Guy, ST:TNG, Angel, Buffy, and anything else that sounds dorky oh and

Books:

Freakanomics, The Backstage Handbook, Huck's Raft, Harry Potter, and anything that will increase my knowledge of anything

Heroes:

my Dad, John Wilson, and my friends who have tolerated my existence for so very long

My Blog

A movie review of "The Holiday" at 2am

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Posted by big D on the microphone on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 01:06:00 PST

fan-tastic

My score on The Why Are You Single Test:style="font-size:18pt;font-weight:bold;">Male Best Friend/>style="font-size:12pt">(You scored 41 despair, 50 relationship potential, 92 feelings, and 100 patie...
Posted by big D on the microphone on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:32:00 PST

New Video

Hey guys, I just added my first new video in month's to youtube. Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=und7MyhMy3oHopefully now that I have an Imac I'll be posting other's from new and old m...
Posted by big D on the microphone on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:19:00 PST

yet another funny story about me, cause I know you can't live without them

My mother was telling me another amusing tale while I am spending a few days in Sacramento: We were having lunch and discussing my baby niece, talking about her habits and how apparently she will fall...
Posted by big D on the microphone on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:38:00 PST

youtube.com

I posted the videos on youtube.com too. Here's the URL: http://www.youtube.com/user/Boondocks424 But if you want to see a few things I didn't put on there, here's the Google URL: http://video.google....
Posted by big D on the microphone on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 05:51:00 PST

6 things about me

Tag...YOU'RE IT!!So..the rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with "Six Weird Things/Habits" about yourself. In the end, you need to choose the 6 people to be tagged and list t...
Posted by big D on the microphone on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:51:00 PST

because Yuichiro cracks my shit up

You know I love you man. More Asian Style for everyone: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual &videoid=594439811&n=2 ...
Posted by big D on the microphone on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:35:00 PST

because some stuff never gets old...

so I just finished a new short movie for the Alice 3 Minute Movie Festival, but until I can share it on Myspace (after the festival), enjoy these oldies but goodies back when I was really just figurin...
Posted by big D on the microphone on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 06:56:00 PST

Here's something funny

So, I was talking with my parents this morning and they mentioned something funny to me. Way back in 1979, when I was born, there was the usual debate that erupts around newborns as to what to name me...
Posted by big D on the microphone on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 06:01:00 PST

Where to find my writing

So I've decided to post some of my writing online. If you want to read it, here's the url: http://www.fanfiction.net/~bender20...
Posted by big D on the microphone on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 08:41:00 PST