Brandon

Women's @$$

10% of women surveyed said their @$$ was too big. 5% of women say their @$$ was too small, and 85% of women say their @$$ is just fine, they married them anyway!!!
Posted by Brandon on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:31:00 PST

Is a man crying a sign of weakness??

Last night I was watching an episode of Run's House on MTV and it was the episode where she has the baby and it was still born and Run's wife was telling hte kids how their daughter and sister was sic...
Posted by Brandon on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:23:00 PST

Married couple

Husband walks into the kitchen and sees his wife frying a couple of eggs. He quickly springs into action and tells her,"honey add more butter, you need more butter the eggs are going to stick add more...
Posted by Brandon on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:17:00 PST

You're grown if...

You're grown if you remember when a postage stamp was 25 cents, if you knew Michael Jackson when it was cool to like him and he was black and a man,  if you remember when gas was $1.39 a gallon. ...
Posted by Brandon on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:06:00 PST

About me!!

To those of you who took the time out to read this welcome to my page and welcome to more about me. I was born in Jamaica, W.I. and moved to Bermuda when I was 3. Spent 7 years there then moved to New...
Posted by Brandon on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:18:00 PST

I came out yesterday!!

It took me years to admit and I have been fighting with this for a long time but I finally came out to my parents and family yesterday and told them that I was a lesbian!!!
Posted by Brandon on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 08:02:00 PST

I was a hero that night!!

It was about 8 years ago, and I was walking to my car coming from a club in New Jersey or New York I can't remember. It was about 3:00am and I was a little sleepy and tired from dancing and getting tu...
Posted by Brandon on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:24:00 PST

Two things that women love about me!!

Several years ago I found out what women really love about me..It's my di** and my a**!! Hear me out now. I was in a club and I walked up to these two fine young women and I said to them, "hey ladies,...
Posted by Brandon on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:15:00 PST

Ladies please read!!

As you all should know October was breast cancer awareness month. I suggest to all you women out there to check your breasts regularly!! If you need any help, just let me know and I will.....lead...
Posted by Brandon on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:34:00 PST

Rejuvalize is not a word!!!

I went to Wednesday night prayer sevice at the church tonihgt and for those of you who go to church we were at that part of the service where we get up and testify and share what the Lord has done for...
Posted by Brandon on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 06:36:00 PST