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niffer

Pistol Whips and Shotgun Shits---CG&N

About Me


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Create your own Friend Quiz hereTo explain myself.. Hand me a bottle of Jack and I'll be happy. Take me to the bar and it'll be a good time (especially for all those around me because I am an expert at making an ass out of myself). Drinking beer, playing with knives, and a deck of cards sounds great to me. I just enjoy a good time, good food, good beer, and good people.
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Name: Niffer
Birthday: i really really hate birthdays...but i will get a lil upset if you forget...
Birthplace: fairfax, va
Current Location: vegas baby
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right..sorta bothish
Your Heritage: scottish...ahh..a bunch of shit i cant remember
The Shoes You Wore Today: work shoes..so i dont fall on my ass when in the kitchen, cause it hurts, believe me
Your Weakness: a good time
Your Fears: being dead and no one knows it for about 8 months and im just laying there rotting...yeah that would suck.
Your Perfect Pizza: that ranch chicken broccoli something or another from that one bar in bethel, maine......
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: live somewhere for a whole year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i havent instant messaged in like 5 years
Thoughts First Waking Up: damnit..why is the sun still up
Your Best Physical Feature: ive had few compliments on my eyes the past few weeks, so ill go with that..
Your Bedtime: ..usually sometime after 4-5am
Your Most Missed Memory: having fun..jens basement..jens dike mobile, that damn white drunk wagon we called a ford probe...and probably just hangin out with my homies
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: ew..theyre both equally disgustingly good
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i could care less
Chocolate or Vanilla: hmm...how about both mixed all up in eachother
Cappuccino or Coffee: mocha on ice
Do you Smoke: i do
Do you Swear: ive been told i do now and then
Do you Sing: when no ones looking
Do you Shower Daily: maybe
Do you want to go to College: i do...someday it will happen
Do you want to get Married: yeah, but i have some doubts
Do you belive in yourself: occasionally
Do you get Motion Sickness: not usually
Do you think you are Attractive: my opionion will not be shared
Are you a Health Freak: i was...sorta...and now i eat everything
Do you get along with your Parents: ....ehh, sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: OHH yeah. Its even better in an airplane!!!
Do you play an Instrument: ...no, i could kindasorta play the guitar, but ive forgotten how to play, its sad
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i have indeed
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: why?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: BAH! hah!...(seriously, HINT HINT!)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i dont think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no....i wish i had some oreos right now
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: too cold lately
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: haha......
Ever been Drunk: is this a serious question?
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: hahahahhahaha
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: quick...so fast God doesnt even notice
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ive finished growing..but when i get older id like to do something that relates to art
What country would you most like to Visit: anywhere
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: really doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: dont care
Short or Long Hair: uhm...depends on the guy
Height: at least a lil taller than me
Weight: as long as youre not kicking around your stomach when you walk .....
Best Clothing Style: i dont give a shit
Number of Drugs I have taken: me? who? what?
Number of CDs I own: a few
Number of Piercings: a lil more than a few
Number of Tattoos: one, but soonish...next few years..hopefully ill have my back piece finished and some other things
Number of things in my Past I Regret: everything and nothing at the same time
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My Interests

art, music I am 84% Tortured Artist.
.. Angst, and bitter resentment drive me to create works that not a single idot will ever come close to grasping. Ah, the raw and unforgiving statements that bleed from my soul are so misunderstood. Take the
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I'd like to meet:

people who enjoy life and can laugh at anything. people who can sit back and have a good time. people who have as fucked up of a humor as i do.........

Music:


The Highwaymen - The Highwayman

Add to My Profile | More Videos........I am 80% Punk Rock.
.. I am PUNK AS FUCK! The model punk. I care not for anything. I kick ass, but probably smell really bad. Take the
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Movies:

spaceballs is my most favoritest movie ever. the more disturbing the better.........

Television:

i usually just watch the sopranos, lost, house, the science channel and discovery health..i love horribly disfigured people, i cant help it.........

Books:

yes, i can read."wicked:the life and times of the wicked witch of the west"-its really awesome and amusing

Heroes:

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My Blog

so..yeah..

Im really fucking homesick.        
Posted by niffer on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:17:00 PST

Fucking DUIs and such

So...it seemed simple yesterday....call douchebag at the DMV in Charleston and he'd give me the number I need to get my DUI classes and such straightened out. He gives me a number...and its fucking di...
Posted by niffer on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 09:07:00 PST

Totally Awshum!

So....this weekend was completely insane, and I guess a good way to go out. Stayed with Charlie for most of it, he cooked me dinner. It was delicious. Hung out with Clara. Punched Clara in the face fo...
Posted by niffer on Tue, 29 May 2007 06:11:00 PST

fucking moving

Is it bad Im already looking at prices for tickets back from New Orleans? Fuck.
Posted by niffer on Sun, 20 May 2007 02:55:00 PST

Don't read this if you havent seen the new Sopranos!!

I just have to say........TONY KILLED CHRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........I still cant believe it...actually yeah I can..but still......shit.
Posted by niffer on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:52:00 PST

Got it

So, I finaly did it. I bought a plane ticket. I leave May 30th.....crazy
Posted by niffer on Wed, 02 May 2007 11:02:00 PST

relief

ive yet to be asleep...and ive been painting the whole time.......its amazing
Posted by niffer on Tue, 01 May 2007 03:18:00 PST

I guess sooner or later..

So, I've decided for the umpteenth time I really hate moving. This time especially. I'm moving over a thousand miles away, and how the hell do I do it? I have so many options of how to get from one pl...
Posted by niffer on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:41:00 PST

I might not come back

So, I  am officially moving to New Orleans. Probably in May. Possibly sooner. Not completely sure yet. Just trying to decide how to do it, which is the easiest and cheapest way to get my ass down...
Posted by niffer on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:48:00 PST

New York City?

so, i just returned a few days ago from new york city. thought for sure id hate the damn place. but. i had a fantastic time. my good friend nancy and i got off the subway and began our journey and the...
Posted by niffer on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:12:00 PST