joey

I was walkin down the street, lookin at boobs, asses, faces Went in the salvation army for some used glasses cases Next to the doooorway The cashier catch me, held up an old map of Norway She flipped it over, and the message read 'You're gay' I looked at her anxiously Two lip rings looked like fangs to me I said, "Hope my sperm will get under your thermal Underwear, because you're cuter than Nermal" She said, "Go get a haircut" So I showed her my bare butt Pulled down my car hearts put my moon in her star-charts And to make stupid stupider, I stuffed the ring up my ass Said, "Now my moon's Jupiter" FUCKIN ASSHOLE..