Dalia Sparkle - ProfilesArchive

About Me

A sparkling fruity floral bouquet....with a delicious booty (Thanks Rahul).

If you don't like me, you don't like people. I often find humor in things I probably shouldn't and sometimes I forget that not everyone shares my sick sense of humor.

If I come off as offensive or contentious it's probably ALL YOUR FAULT due to your inability to detect sarcasm.

My Interests

Ruling the world.

Listening to music.

Hanging out with my puppy,my two kittens and of course...
Sexy Rexy.

I'd like to meet:

Variations of myself. People that have interesting things to say.

Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he has baggage, he really means that he's more into porn and strippers.

Recent news: I'm also officially out of the loop. Strange how one can go from knowing everyone to no one in such a short period of time. It sits well with me.

I have the coolest job.

Music:

Hip-hop,funk,jazz,blues,some classic rock,punk rock... *Through music, we can live forever.*

Movies:

I ♥ movies.

Napoleon Dynamite - the obvious choice, GOSH!

Pecker - Because of Beaver Brutality and Chrissy, the sugar sensitive child, I feel normal

Welcome to the Dollhouse - As I've heard more than once in my lifetime, "I'm going to rape you at 3 o'clock"

Van Wilder - Personal Assistants have gained more respectable notoriety. Shanni - Write that down!

Television:

Read a book. However, if you're looking for some really terrific acting, check out Law and Order (including only the original series, CI, and SVU). Also, Cops (including only those episodes taped before 1992). Finally, The Howard Stern Show on Demand. Who knew Ron Jeremy has a Masters Degree?

Books:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lives! I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage. Join the Pastafarians and bring back the pirates!

Heroes:

Take off your hat to nothing known or unknown or to any man or number of men.- Walt Whitman

My Blog

Click here for the truth

Because I have the best life in the world, I find petty things to chat about. This week: 1. Seeing pictures of my boyfriends ex girlfriends does nothing for me. &nb...
Posted by Dalia Sparkle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Digable Planets

We met up with Shanni and Jeff to check out Digable Planets. All was well at Empire. I guess that's only if you don't include the opener who insisted and using the term *nine one sixen* (d...
Posted by Dalia Sparkle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kidney infection, bitches.

Yes, that is the correct time, and no, I did not CHOOSE to wake up. Lets talk about this for a second. I've now been awake for 3 hours with a recently diagnosed kidney infection. BTW, it effing hurts....
Posted by Dalia Sparkle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thanks, Joe.

Shake it like a dolla, a five or ten. But what would ya do for the twenty? Get on the stage, shake that ass end, get on the pole and do a back bend. I like that, do it again. Here's another ten bitch ...
Posted by Dalia Sparkle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

PS

Thank you Rex for bringing me flowers at work today. You're right, not all guys are assholes. I'd take you home to MOM. :-* --PPS Casabonita!!!!
Posted by Dalia Sparkle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wayne

Well, I guess this is a good time to update everbody on the happenings of Wayne. I am doing this as to show how much I actually care about his life and what he is doing. Wayne is dating Valerie. ...
Posted by Dalia Sparkle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You can sleep when you're dead...

I just got in from dropping Kris off. Yes, it is 527A. Holy ess! Good times... I have the pictures to prove it! Now for about 45 minutes of shut-eye. What I wouldn't give to be young again.
Posted by Dalia Sparkle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cunt

I just got called a cunt by a guy in the greatest band in America. I so rock.
Posted by Dalia Sparkle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New pics....

Knowing you all care, I've uploaded two new pics. Who can resist a girl who loves herself and owns a camera phone?
Posted by Dalia Sparkle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Seriously

If this is a war of wit, you should stop now. ::(Especially if that's all you have):: Read what you type you ignorant fuck.
Posted by Dalia Sparkle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST