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About Me

i'm the coolest person you've ever met this side of the... i live in the coolest city in the whole entire county of san diego, which means a whales vagina. i guess you could call me a writer, but everyone writes, so there is nothing special about that, especially with the horrible grammer that i expel. i guess you could call me a liar, but i wouldn't agree with you, and i would tell you to wash your cunt mouth out. i guess you could say anything you want about me, but it is what i say about me that really matters to me, what do you think of that you smelly snatch mouthed vagina tooth? i guess i don't like talking or typing about myself, so i just aim to confuseingly insult you.Your pirate name is: Bloody John KiddEvery pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
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I'd like to meet:

a man or women that could eat his or her own head. outside of that, i would like to meet people who can laugh at everything and everyone, even the handicapped. people who are just themselves and are not to cool for everything else in the world, because that is a handicap, and as previously noted, handicapped people can be fun to make fun of. sarcassam is my favorite mode of comunication and transportation, so i like people who share that in common with my dog. i'd like to meet....someone who can play the keytar and teach me, and someone who can speak japanese, and teach me...there are just to many people and/or persons i'd like to meet to leave it in this box. or to waste on your stupid ugly face...ooowwwww, i just burned you!!!!ZING!...but really...i don't like people all that much...in fact you could even say that i dislike them...if your my friend, then you will know it...if your not...who cares...ps, i don't like people

My Blog

saturday morning sonnet

saturday morning sonnet                                &nb...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Aug 2005 16:07:00 GMT

there was a girl

                                    &n...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Aug 2005 16:00:00 GMT

open letter to life

an open letter to life:       i know you exist, i have seen you with other people.  whats wrong with me?  is my breath not as fresh, is my hair not as right, is my humor...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Aug 2005 15:56:00 GMT

open letter to rum

open letter to rum,                so its you again.  dont you ever get bored of hanging around like you do?  boy have i missed y...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Aug 2005 15:49:00 GMT

open letter to love

open letter to love,                so, i know we haven't seen each other in awhile, but i thought it would be nice to get back in touch...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Aug 2005 15:47:00 GMT