watch my shitty acting in Beowulf |
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:07:00 GMT |
Fuck yeah KOL |
Check out this video: On Call
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:03:00 GMT |
A journey of a thousand miles starts with one step |
As i was walking home today i realized life isn't that hard anymore. . . I noticed that i have a drive that i have never had and a confidence in myself that isn't cocky or egotistical. . . I've made p...
Posted by on Sat, 09 May 2009 16:46:00 GMT |
Dog Malfunction |
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Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 09:48:00 GMT |
Krampus |
Krampus Every comic book hero worth his salt has an archenemy. Batman has the Joker, James Bond has Dr. No, Luke Skywalker has Darth Vader, and Santa Claus has Krampus. Wait a minute, Santa has a...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:44:00 GMT |
George Carlin |
George Carlin "Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits."The George Carlin engine runs on three types of fuel: humor, rebellion, and drug use. A bit of a discipline problem who ran away...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:42:00 GMT |
Lobotomy |
Lobotomy There's a Monty Python routine in which a simpleton goes to a brain specialist (also a simpleton), with a complaint: "My brain hurts!" The specialist gropes the man's head for a moment, t...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:41:00 GMT |
Zombies!! |
Zombies Today's youth have an unparalleled number of undead career opportunities available. Vampirism and lycanthropy are the gold standard, offering enhanced abilities, the eternal preservation ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:36:00 GMT |
Trepanation |
Trepanation Trepanation is the fine art of boring a hole in the skull in order to release the pressure of imbalanced bodily humours, or to allow brain tissues to "pulsate" freely, or to increase the f...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 15:40:00 GMT |
Drinkin Pee |
Drinking Pee Right up there with choking down roasted human flesh, pee drinking makes the top ten list of things most people would only do if forced by extreme circumstances. To such persons, sipping...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 22:19:00 GMT |
