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Edwin

If It Wasn't For Date Rape, I'd Never Get Laid

About Me

Van Halen - Right Now

Life Story

I was born Friday, May 13, 1988 at St. John's Episcopal Hospital, in Far Rockaway, Queens, New York. I was born wealthy, but like they say money isn't everything and my dad was basically insane.I won't get into details but he wasn't a guy that could raise a kid. My mom filed for divorce and gained custody of me. Since her family is from brasil and lived there, we didnt have a place to go to, so we lived in shelters and survived off food stamps and welfare checks for the rest our years in New York till my moms councilor suggested that it would be safe for me and my mom in Virginia. So we got 2 tickets on greyhound and went to the shelter the councilor suggested.We lived in 2 shelters in Virginia before my moms friend allowed my mom to stay with her and allowed my mom to be able to get money. When my mom gained enough money and we moved to Buchanan gardens apartments in south Arlington around '96.I spent most of my time alone or causing trouble with kids around my neighborhood since my mom was to busy to watch me.My mom worked full time at MacDonald's around the time. My mom later found a friend who became a boyfriend that helped me and my mom out. On October 1, 1997 my mom gave birth to twin boys ( My Brothers).In 1998 we had enough money to move out to better apartments but still a 1 bedroom with 5 people. Later in 2001 there was an apartment available with 2 bedrooms and where we have been living since then.Currently I haven't been to college yet, plan to but life is never what you plan it to be.

My Interests

Music
Girls
Computers
Art
Games
Cars
Mango
Leaving VA(It's Boring)

I'd like to meet:



Music:

2Pac

AC/DC
Al Green
Arctic Monkeys
AZ
A Tribe Called Quest

Big L
Bob Dylan
Bob Marley
Bone Thugs N' Harmony
Boyz II Men
Butthole Surfers

Carlos Santana
Cassidy
Chris Brown
Common

Daniel Johnston
Dinosaur Jr.
DMX

Earth, Wind & Fire

Fabolous
Foo Fighters
Frank Sinatra

Goo Goo Dolls
Guns N' Roses
Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
Gym Class Heroes

Jackie Wilson
Jackson 5
Jay-Z
Jodeci
Joe
John Lennon
John Mayer
Juelz Santana

K-Ci and JoJo
Kanye West
Keith Sweat
KRS-One

Marvin Gaye
Meat Puppets
MF Doom

Nas
Ne-Yo
Neutral Milk Hotel
New York Dolls
Nirvana
N.W.A.

Lou Barlow
Lou Reed
Lupe Fiasco

Outkast
Oasis

PANIC! at the disco
Papoose
Pixies
Prince
Public Enemy

R. Kelly
Ray Charles
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rick James

Sade Sam Cooke
Slick Rick
Sonic Youth
Souls of Mischief
Soul for Real
Stevie Wonder
Sublime
Sunny Day Real Estate

Taking Back Sunday
Talib Kweli
Television
Tony! Toni! Tone!

The Beatles
The Cars
The Cure
The Doors
The Game
The Isley Brothers
The Jimi Hendrix Experience
The Killers
The Libertines
The Notorious B.I.G.
The Offspring
The Ramones
The Replacements
The Smiths
The Strokes
The Temptations
The Velvet Underground
The Who

Van Halen

Wolfmother
Wu-Tang Clan

Heroes:

My Mother

My Blog

The Suge Knight Dance

Let me start off by saying if you know who SUGE KNIGHT is, this will be funny, if you don't, this will be funny, if you're an womans activist or a woman, or a parent in the PTA this won't be funny in ...
Posted by Edwin on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:34:00 PST