profile picture

2316097

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me


I like spicy food, good company, and adventure.

I don't like waiting, losing, and the apathetic.

Let's party, play Jeopardy, and boogie! ♥

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



A girl who is smart, funny, chill, respects herself and others, easy on the eyes, takes care of her body, can drink beer, has at least basic sports knowledge, can break me off, not so damn materialistic, hungry, but not fat. Is that too much to ask for?

My Blog

To Do List: Summer 2009! (35% accomplished!)

Karls To Do List: Summer 2009 1.       Drink 10 brands of liquor 2.       Variety beers night (6+) 3.       Mosh at Vans Warped Tour 4.       Attend rave 5.       Meet a celebrity/at...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 02:05:00 GMT

Party Stereotypes

Party Stereotypes - Written by Karl E.Which one are you? Comment your thoughts and opinions.(I'm not picking on anyone btw, so stop trippin)Gangsters: Rolls 10+ deep to events, all dudes and a couple ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 02:44:00 GMT

The Official Funktion Mandate (UPDATED)

My mandate will help to avoid: 1. Drama 2. Police 3. Violence 4. Stealing/ripping off 5. Sausagefest/overcrowding   When followed, these rules and regulations have been proven to ensure a good time fo...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 15:48:00 GMT