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No Time For Love Doctor Jones!

thelorn

About Me


Good Morning.

I'm a pro wrestler called Storm.
But in my free time I like to solve crime and play the bassoon.
I have teeth.
If I was any fatter I would be the moon.
Sometimes I blink.
I dislike weather.
I find golf to be a very rewarding sport.
Furthermore, I used to be in Abba.
Unfortunately, I didn't make it into pirate school.

"I don't trust or love anyone. Because people are so creepy. Creepy creepy creeps. Creeping around. Creeping here and creeping there. Creeping everywhere. Crippity crappity creepies." - Vincent Gallo.

Once I wanted to be the greatest.

My Interests



I wish I was here

I'd like to meet:


People with more than one brain cell.

People a little bit different.

Hasbeens & addicts.

Bears.

Fire Dancers.

Totoro.

Music:

Adam Green
Alice Donut
Aphex Twin
Architecture in Helsinki
Avail
Be Your Own PET
Beastie Boys
Beck
Beirut
Belle & Sebastian
Bjork
Born Ruffians
Bright Eyes
Butthole Surfers
Cat Power
CSS
Cut Copy
Daniel Johnston
Dead Kennedys
Death Cab for Cutie
Devendra Banhart
Drive Like Jehu
Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster
Flipper
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Good Shoes
Guided By Voices
Hell is for Heroes
Herman Dune
Hi Standard
Hole
Horror Pops
Idlewild
Iggy Pop
James Yorkston
Jamie T
Joanna Newsom
Jose Gonzalez
Joy Division
Kimya Dawson
King Creosote
Kings of Leon
Major Matt Mason USA
Manic Street Preachers
Martha Wainwright
Mazzy Star
Meat Puppets
Melt Banana
Metric
mewithoutYou
Misfits [Danzig]
Modest Mouse
Moldy Peaches
Nat King Cole
New York Dolls
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Noah and the Whale
Patti Smith
Peter Bjorn And John
Pixies
PJ Harvey
Queen Adreena
Radiohead
Rancid
Reuben
Richard Hell & The Voidoids
Rocket from the Crypt
Sigur Ros
Sikth
Smashing Pumpkins
Snap Ant
Solomon Burke
Sonic Youth
Spoon
Squarepusher
System of a Down
Teddybears
The Bluetones
The Buzzcocks
The Cure
The Distillers
The Get Up Kids
The Mad Capsule Markets
The Mars Volta
The Mountain Goats
The Postal Service
The Shins
The Smiths
The Stooges
The Unicorns
The Velvet Underground
Tom Waits
Transplants
Vincent Gallo
We Are Scientists
Willy Mason
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Yo La Tengo
yourcodenameis:milo
Zwan

Movies:

Death In Gaza
Buffalo 66
The Brown Bunny
Clerks 1&2
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Borat
Anchorman
Old School
Napoleon Dynamite
Juno
Super Bad
Knocked Up
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
40 Year Old Virgin
The Holy Grail
The Life Of Brian
The Meaning of Life
Austin Powers 1,2&3
Waynes World 1&2
So I Married An Axe Murderer
Naked Gun
Moulin Rouge
American History X
Eastern Promises
History of Violence
Pulp Fiction
Reservoir Dogs
Kill Bill vol 1&2
Jackie Brown
Sin City
Scarface
Goodfellas
Seven
Fight Club
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Iron Man
Donnie Darko
Garden State
American Beauty
High Fidelity
Trainspotting
My Neighbour Totoro
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Charlie & The Chocolate Factory
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
Team America
Orgazmo
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Shaun of the Dead
Hot Fuzz
Freddy Got Fingered
Battle Royale
Vanilla Sky
Star Wars
The Matrix
Lord of the Rings
The Goonies
Gremlins 1&2
The Toxic Avenger
Smokey & The Bandit 1&2
The Labyrinth
The BFG
& pretty much all of the disney films...

Television:

The Mighty Boosh
Black Books
Darkplace
Spaced
Red Dwarf
Family Guy
The Simpsons
South Park
Invader Zim
Ren & Stimpy
American Dad
Scrubs
Trigger Happy TV
Dirty Sanchez
My Name Is Earl
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Bo Selecta
The Office
The League Of Gentlemen
Friends
Little Britain
Dog The Bounty Hunter
Heroes
America's Next Top Model

Books:

The God Delusion
Richard Dawkins

American Psycho
Bret Easton Ellis

A Clockwork Orange
Anthony Burgess

Animal Farm
George Orwell

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Hunter S. Thompson

Kurt Cobain - Heavier Than Heaven
Charles R. Cross

Heroes:

My Family

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