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Paul

Craven Crest Commandeers my Credence

About Me

I enjoy drinking large bottles of beer out of small glasses. I also enjoy drinking coffee too late at night and the feeling of not being able to fall asleep because of it. I like buying a pack of smokes and giving away half of it but still taking a month to smoke it. I love entertaining my various vices, but never really letting them move into the living room. Finishing a difficult but worthwhile book always gives me the tingles; I stick random bits of personal excelsior in my favorite books so that I can come across them years later, forgotten by then, and remember a bit of whatever my life was then.
I would like to think of myself as being above how people look, but the honest truth is that I have trouble being friends with someone who doesn't dress well.

My Interests


books from the inside and out, skiboarding (look it up), photography (dormant but returning), writing but never enough

I'd like to meet:

People who think. People who really think. People who scare little fluffy poodles away with the intensity of their day-to-day thinking. People who understand that philosophy isn't something you dabble in; that writing isn't about amusing yourself and impressing your sig-o; that enjoy things that make them question their most basic axioms.

Music:

Freeland, Charlie Parker, Sleater-Kinney, Cowboy Junkies, Tom Lehrer, Paul Van Dyke, Tanya Donelly, Radiohead, Blur, Tom Waits, Michael Penn, Delerium, Thelonious Monk, Johnny Cash, Beethoven, Ani Difranco, Dashboard Confessionals, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Fantomas, Pixies, Jewel, Jackson Browne, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Frank Sinatra, Portishead, System of a Down, Bowling for Soup, Norah Jones, DaVinci's Notebook, John Coltrane, Rilo Kiley, Bach, Laurie Anderson, Flogging Molly, The Delgados, Tori Amos, Paul Simon, Pete Yorn, Kittie, Mahler, Camile Saint-Saens, Weezer, They Might be Giants, Jacques Brel, Leonard Cohen, Tenacious D, Sahara Hotnights, Kate Wolf, Sigur Ros, Magnetic Fields, Weird Al, Bob Dylan, Ornette Coleman, Simon and Garfunkel, Melissa Ferrick, The Beatles, Something Corporate, Dexter Gordon, Emmylou Harris, Chemical Brothers, Sarah McLachlan, Suzanne Vega, Aimee Mann, Howard Shore, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Tchaikovsky, Alanis Morissette, Dave Matthews Band, The Crystal Method, Andrew Bird, Ben Folds Five, Nellie McKay, Eleni Mandell, Charles Mingus, Dido, Steve Earle, Dave Brubeck, Carina Round, The Divine Comedy, Rufus Wainwright, Elliott Smith, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Smiths, Jimmy Scott, Aaron Copland, Morcheeba, Muse, The Secret Machines, Mercury Rev, Sneaker Pimps, Broken Social Scene, The Mars Volta, Of A Revolution, Over the Rhine, Boxharp, Poe, Jason Webley, Boards of Canada, Alana Davis, The Helper Monkeys, No Doubt, Eva Cassidy, Madeleine Peyroux, Orbital, The Mr. T. Experience, Alabama 3, Cocteau Twins, Wilco

Movies:

Kill Bill, The Princess and the Warrior, Amelie, Deconstructing Harry, Annie Hall, The Lord of the Ring (all of them), Wonder Boys, Being John Malkovich, The English Patient, End of the Affair, Ronin, Cowboy Bebop, Dead Poet's Society, Magnolia, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, Breakfast of Champions, Titus, Contact, Hamlet (Kenneth Branagh version), High Fidelity, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, O Brother Where Art Thou, Titanic, Apollo 13, Moulin Rouge, Lost in Translation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Thin Red Line (Terrence Malick version), Barefoot Gen, Ghost in the Shell 1 & 2, Akira, 25th Hour, Narc, Gladiator (amazingly Shakespearian, I thought), Spider Man 2, Something's Gotta Give, Galaxy Quest, Do the Right Thing, Barton Fink, Bullets Over Broadway

Television:

Farscape, The Simpsons, The Sopranos, Sex in the City, Cowboy Bebop, Futurama, Faulty Towers, Queer as Folk, Carnivale, Trigun, Southpark, The Daily Show, Battlestar Galactica (new one), Arrested Development, Jeeves and Wooster, Deadwood, Firefly, Good Eats, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Books:

Life of the Cosmos, The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, Wonder Boys, Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, To the Lighthouse, The Waves, Nobody's Perfect, March of Folly, Any Calvin and Hobbes, Sexual Personae, Catch-22, The Hyperion Books, The Restaruant at the End of the Universe, The Annie Dillard Reader, The Complete Stories of Evelyn Waugh, T.C. Boyle, Burnham's Celestial Handbook, The Tin Drum, Elective Affinities, Das Capital, Mythologies, Faust (Goethe's)

Heroes:

Any bottle of bourbon that lasts more than a month around me I respect.

My Blog

Meaningless Phrases #1: Computers Will Never Have Emotions

The "Meaningless Phrases" series is my taking of a phrase I hear often, or sometimes only once, which strike me as missing so many of the intricacies of the subject that I feel the need to set the rec...
Posted by Paul on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:49:00 PST

Draft of an Article

This is the first draft of an article that's been bouncing around in my head. This version is overly long, and more importantly, not done, but I thought I'd post it anyway. The Long Lead-In: ...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:33:00 PST

The Best Kind of Slut

I am an utter slut for mindfucking (does it mean anything that MS Words suggestion for what I was trying to say is inducing?). I love it. When that idea, so different, so new, so utterly unexpec...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:28:00 PST

Novel

Back in 2002, when I was obsessed with a girl I could never have, the story for this novel came into my head and wouldn't go away. I started it, got about 90 pages in by sometime in 2004, and then cut...
Posted by Paul on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 12:08:00 PST

Here We Go Again...

Back in 2002, when I was going insane over a girl I was obsessed about and could never have, this basic story started crawling out of some corner of my brain. I think it's vaguely based on Michael Cha...
Posted by Paul on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 09:42:00 PST

Something I'm Working On.

Something I'm Working On. Thought I should post something after so long of a hiatus. Notes for The Shallow Ideas, Bad! Axe In intellectualism, which is a ungainly amorphous term, but which I am ...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Beer Catastrophe

You know you're drinking too much coffee when it impedes your ability to drink beer. I just can't handle more liquid in my system after downing coffee after coffee after coffee. I have a six-pack (ok,...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Greetings

First transfer from my LiveJournal blog: Language is a shifting, arbitrary entity whose only value lies in its use. No one phrase or linguistic pattern is particularly superior or inferior in a giv...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sucking on a Vacuum?

I've started wondering if I'm a social parasite. Maybe everyone does this, but I feel like I move from social group to group to satisfy my needs for affirmation. Although it isn't just affirmation, be...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Layers Under Layers

From my LiveJournal blog: One of my newer vehement arguments is that intelligence really isn't as simple, nor as direct, as tends to be assumed by the kind of people that think that any test, IQ ce...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST