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I'M RICH, FAMOUS AND VERY GOOD LOOKING,
PERHAPS I MAY HAVE LIED ABOUT ONE OR TWO OF THOSE SELF DESCRIPTIVE TERMS?
I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHO OR WHAT I AM IF THE TRUTH BE KNOWN.
BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR YOU ARE GUILTY OF WASTING PRECIOUS OXYGEN AND WASTING YOUR OWN WORTHLESS TIME EVEN CONTEMPLATING ADDING ME AS A FRIEND!
AS MARGARET COTT USED TO SAY "IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE THEN TELL EM GET FUCKED".
ONE MORE LITTLE THING THAT'S CLOSE TO MY HEART AND THAT IS IF YOU DON'T PLAN ON VERBAL INTERACTION THEN WHAT'S THE POINT OF ADDING ME AS A FRIEND? I HAVE TOO MANY 'WALLPAPER' FRIENDS ALREADY. SO SERIOUSLY FOLKS IF I SEND YOU A FRIEND REQUEST OR VICE VERSA PLEASE DO NOT ADD ME AS FRIEND UNLESS YOU WANT TO STAY IN TOUCH AND PERHAPS EVEN BECOME FRIENDS, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.
TERMS AND CONDITIONS:1/ You must have a sense of humour.2/ You must be able to laugh at yourself.3/ You must not take yourself too seriously.4/ You must not take life too seriously.5/ You must not be affiliated with any left handed bilingual penguin associations or clubs.6/ You must find all my jokes and attempts at humour to be outrageously funny. 7/ You must agree with all my political views no no matter how left of centre or bizarre they may be.8/ You must become a fully financial member of my mutual appreciation society and agree to abide by all the rules, regulations and conditions of that society even though those rules, regulations and conditions are known only to me.9/ To be advised at my discretion.10/ To be advised at my discretion.Should you find the above terms and conditions acceptable then welcome to my humble little corner of myspace.
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