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Layout by CoolChaserMy name is Nikki. I'm pretty much an open book. I'm an angry person. I'm an all or nothing kind of girl. I will not censor myself, so those with tender sensibilities ought make an effort not to be in my presence. I am very vulgar, I love obscenity, and I relish in profanity. I don't like people who are illiterate. I can forgive an occasional grammatical error, but I would prefer not to read stupid IMs peppered liberally with "lol, omg, and lmfao." Most of my friends do it anyway. Hey, Rome wasn't built in a day. I can try to change it, right? I generally don't like emo kids. Fucking suck it up and quit being a little bitch. Everyone knows life sucks, so stop whining. I generally tend to be civil with people I dislike, mainly because the last thing I want to do is get distracted from my education because of bullshit drama. You hear it on every page--music is everything to me. It's more than just listening to the shit they play on the radio. I'm talking classical and opera. Sure I love rock and metal, but without classical there would be none of that. I hate Screamo and punk (which is essentially pop) and pop. My career in music supercedes all other things. If I don't personally know you, don't bother trying to friend me because I normally only friend people I'm actually acquainted with. I consider myself rather liberated from the conventions of being female. If you don't like walking on eggshells about touchy subjects, don't quite care for girly-girls, and like someone with a wicked sense of humor and innate sense of adventure and fun, don't be shy--drop me a line. I love meeting new people. (But for the record, I am soooo unimpressed by messages that include shit like, "ur so hott," etc. Don't do it! I won't answer you!) I just moved to San Antonio. Independent! Life is good :)
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Basics:
Name: Nikki!
Date of Birth: 04-05-1988. That's right I'm an Aries!
Birthplace: Galveston, Tx
Current Location: San Antonio
Eye Color: Grey? Green? Blue? All of the above, I think.
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
Height: Five feet of fury!
Heritage: Irish, Welsh, Scottish, German, Italian, French. Blackfoot, Siox, some more Native American blood.
Piercings: Five, not including the ears.
Tattoos: Just two, For now.
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Tool, APC, Mudvayne. Anything with Maynard
Song: H., Pushit, The Patient, World so Cold, Fuck Me Like You Hate Me, and others.
Movie: Borat? It pretty much changes every week. Amadeus is pretty awesome.
Disney Movie: The Lion King
TV show: South Park, Family Guy, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Color: Black, red, green, sometimes blue.
Food: Junk Food!
Pizza topping: Pepperoni and Jalepenos
Ice-Cream Flavor: Moolenium Crunch, Mint Chocolate chip, Pecan and Praline
Drink (alcoholic): Bailey's, Kahlua, Amaretto
Soda: Vanilla Coke or Sparkling Vanilla Cream Soda
Store: Wal-Mart
Clothing Brand: Wal-Mart
Shoe Brand: Generic
Season: Autumn and Spring
Month: April
Holiday/Festival: Beltane
Flower: Gardenia
Make-Up Item: It's between mascara and eyeliner
Board game: Life
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Thunderstorms
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Fruits, for totally!
Night or day: Dusk.
Sour or sweet: Both.
Love or money: Who needs love when you have money? Just kidding...?
Phone or in person: Both. Simultaneously.
Looks or personality: Personality baby!
Coffee or tea: Neither. Caffeine is bad for the vocal cords.
Hot or cold: Depends. What are we talking about? I'd rather be cold than hot.
Your:
Goal for this year: Not end my life
Most missed memory: Being thin : (
Best physical feature: My eyes? (Derek insists it's my bottom)
First thought waking up: I can't keep doing this for the rest of my life.
Hypothetical personality disorder: Paranoia
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Plastic surgery is cheating. You've got to work with what you've been given.
Sesame street alter ego: Fuck Sesame Street.
Fairytale alter ego: Snow freaking White
Most stupid remark: I have quite a collection of stupid remarks.
Worst crime: Like I'd tell you.
Greatest ambition: To be an opera diva.
Greatest fear: Farting in public and DEATH.
Darkest secret: Psh.
Favorite subject: Music. Duh.
Strangest received gift: The Gift of Life
Worst habit: Not telling you.
Do You:
Smoke: Hell no.
Drink: You bet.
Curse: Only when it's fucking necessary, i.e., whilst driving, when I stub my toe, etc.
Shower daily: Oy vey.
Like thunderstorms: You bet.
Dance in the rain: I might have done so.
Sing: Ha.
Play an instrument: I play the piano rather badly.
Get along with your parents: I suppose so.
Wish on stars: I have before.
Believe in fate: Kind of.
Believe in love at first sight: It's iffy
Can You:
Drive: Very badly
Sew: Not really
Cook: I try.
Speak another language: Eh. A bit of Spanish, a bit of German.
Dance: All the time. In public.
Sing: I hope so.
Touch your nose with your tongue: Absolutely not.
Whistle: Only if I suck in.
Curl your tongue: I think so.
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Oh boy.
Been Stoned/High: Ahem.
Eaten Sushi: Once. Wasn't for me.
Been in Love: ...Yes.
Skipped school: Not until I hit college.
Made prank calls: A long long time ago.
Sent someone a love letter: Like in junior high.
Stolen something: Hahaha
Cried yourself to sleep: I might have cried before going to sleep.
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Don't get me started! I'm easily annoyed. Stupidity, bad grammar, laziness, etc.
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? Whenever I get off of work.
Name three things you can't live without: Music, Books, Candy
What is the color of your room? White : (
Do you have any siblings? Two older brothers, an older step sister and a younger half sister. And I love them all. Allie not so much. Just kidding?
Do you have any pets? Not anymore. I miss my puppy and ferret and birds.
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Nope. I can't play god like that.
What is you middle name? Nicole.
What are you nicknames? Nikki
Are you for or against gay marriage? Let the gays marry!
What are your thoughts on abortion? I don't normally agree with abortion. It would have to be a pretty extreme circumstance. Like the possibility of death.
Do you have a crush on anyone? Whomever thinks I'm pretty. Just kidding. But really, none of your business.
Are you afraid of the dark? Used to be.
How do you want to die? Peacefully. In my sleep.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Probably somewhere in the neighborhood of ten.
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? In what part of my body? Just kidding. Of course I would.
What is the last law you’ve broken? Underage drinking.
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Not ugly
Eye color: Something interesting
Height Taller than me
Weight Not that fat.
Most important physical feature: I dunno.
Biggest turn-off When boys try to convert me or change me.
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