Waiting to exhale |
Someone please just punch me in the face. When I'm not sneezing, I'm crying. I look like I haven't slept since the Big Bang. I obliterate kleenex like it's my job...well, at the moment, that's alm...
Posted by Satoshi Victor on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:25:00 PST |
Let's take, a long walk... |
I felt it today......that slight tingling sensation walking...the air felt a tad bit heavier...footsteps were slightly lighter...eyeballs rolled a few more degrees to the left...to the right: we redis...
Posted by Satoshi Victor on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:09:00 PST |
Mama said knock you out |
So a cute 80 year-old lady wished me a Happy Mother's Day today. So naturally, I thanked her.Where are my presents you ungrateful bastards?
Posted by Satoshi Victor on Sun, 14 May 2006 12:38:00 PST |
If I had a nickel for everytime... |
blah blah blah...I would spend it on this: Meet Hexbreaker your typical nickel video slot machine, also known as my demise. That's right folks. A nine-line, sixty-five credit max bet machine with payl...
Posted by Satoshi Victor on Tue, 02 May 2006 01:20:00 PST |
Can you see the light? |
So I would like to see the aurora borealis, also known as the northern lights, sometime in my lifetime. However, it is unfortunate that they can only be seen in regions of extreme burr; I have long fo...
Posted by Satoshi Victor on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:53:00 PST |
"They went back to Cuba for the first time" |
The notion of going back to a place you've never been before is, to my belief, haunting. To return to a world where fragments of your childhood, your speech, certain tastes and smells, gesticulat...
Posted by Satoshi Victor on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:55:00 PST |
My hand is cramping... |
...from writing holiday cards. I keep writing and writing and writing and then when I think I'm done, I go to the next card and write and write and write.
Posted by Satoshi Victor on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 12:43:00 PST |
Clean before each load... |
As I've learned tonight, there's a reason why we clean the lint compartment in dryers everytime we put in a new load.
I opened the dryer door to discover, not only my sheets and blankets and pillow c...
Posted by Satoshi Victor on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 12:11:00 PST |
...ooo Sally....phew, that girl. |
So I had a little date today with my little miss sweet thang Sallie Mae, my college loan provider. Things just don't seem as bad with a name like that, Sallie Mae. Miss Sallie Mae could ...
Posted by Satoshi Victor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I'm excited |
Plastilina Mosh AND Kinky this friday?! And it's free????! I'm strapping on those dancing shoes.
Posted by Satoshi Victor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
