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Ben

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I'm a filmmaker... I'm a soccer player... I'm a drummer.

I love Jagermeister... Jager & Red Bull might be the most incredible beverage on Earth. The only thing that ever came close is Sunkist Grape soda... and Fanta Red Cream Soda... but I haven't been able to find that since 1984.

Any questions?

Oh... and I LOVE stories like this:

and this:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well... if I knew this... I don't think I'd be on this site. So surprise me, and with any luck... I can surprise you too.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Pablo Enrique Esteban Jalapeno Cruz
Birthday: 3-29
Birthplace: Bay Area, California
Current Location: Hollywood, California
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: R
Your Heritage: Drunk
The Shoes You Wore Today: Should I put a picture of them here?
Your Weakness: Free Throws... kinda like Shaq.
Your Fears: Things that scare me.
Your Perfect Pizza: Free
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Say it with me now... 7 chicks at once!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I don't need to get up yet"
Your Best Physical Feature: My pinky toes are quite heavenly.
Your Bedtime: When the street lights come on.
Your Most Missed Memory: Don't know... it's missing.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke... better mixer.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Starvation
Single or Group Dates: Single...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: There's a difference?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Good Lord, No!
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: Only when I shower...
Do you Shower Daily: Only if I can sing.
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: Again? I do love me some college girls.
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you belive in yourself: I think I exist.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Once on a cruise... but maybe it was the booze.
Do you think you are Attractive: I have my moments.
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: HELL YES!
Do you play an Instrument: Drums... neighbors never liked me much.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Ummm... yeah... duh!
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope.. yuck.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Does Claritin count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope... might be the worst question ever.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you filled out a stupider survey: Actually... yes. Things are slow during the holidays.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only the hearts of every girl I meet. Otherwise, nope!
Ever been Drunk: Hehehehe!!! I'll let you figure this one out.
Ever been called a Tease: Yup... but a good one.
Ever been Beaten up: Not a chance. Strong like bull!!!
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Happy, rich, drunk, and having sex.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Not gonna grow up.
What country would you most like to Visit: I've heard Iraq is nice this time of year.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Ummm...
Favourite Hair Color: Ummmm...
Short or Long Hair: Ummmm...
Height: Not too short or tall...
Weight: Not too fat or skinny...
Best Clothing Style: Clothing optional...
Number of Drugs I have taken: Whatever makes me look better...
Number of CDs I own: Whatever makes me better sounding...
Number of Piercings: Whatever gives you more pleasure...
Number of Tattoos: Whatever makes you feel more complete....
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Besides taking this survey?

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My Blog

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Hey Look... a Blog!!

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