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Asasaurus, Proginator of the Samadactyl

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About Me

mostly goth/horror with a twist of punk and a smidgeon masochism, coat in grace and serve
"Bow chica bow wow"
Dammit Tucker!
Click here for just the pictures
Inspired by Bryan's Page : A Top Six of movies to see -
Shrek the Third
Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
Ratatouille
Harry Potter: The Order of the Phoenix [Clip TBA]
The Transformers
Duh...
Which Disney Princess are you?
Name
Disney Princess
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What Warcraft Hero are You?
created with QuizFarm.com
You scored as Shadow Hunter

These reclusive, wily jungle trolls are considered to be the highest authority within their respective warbands. They are masters of voodoo magics who can use their spirit-powers to both heal their allies and place curses upon their hapless enemies. The Shadow Hunters walk the line between darkness and light in hopes of salvaging the future for their savage brethren.


Shadow Hunter


85%

Mountain King


80%

Dreadlord


80%

Demon Hunter


70%

Far Seer


65%

Priestess of the Moon


60%

Lich


60%

Blademaster


60%

Keeper of the Grove


60%

Tauren Chieftain


50%

Paladin


45%

Death Knight


40%

Archmage


25%

Bloodmage


25%
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Your Deadly Sins
Wrath: 100%
Lust: 80%
Envy: 60%
Sloth: 60%
Gluttony: 40%
Greed: 40%
Pride: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 0% - Saved by grace - Jesus, you's my homie.
Fate:You will die, after conquering the world as an evil dictator.

My Interests

Cooking, gaming, Freestyle hip hop, reading, my dogs, blowing off classes, my wife, serving at the church

I'd like to meet:

anybody but people who went to manor

Music:

Christian Rock, Rap, Rapcore and Techno

Movies:

Nightmare before Christmas, Shawshank Redemption, Second Hand Lions, The Notebook, Alladin

Television:

CSI, Family Guy, Battlestar Galactica(new and old), Bleach, Full Metal Alchemist, The Unit, Criminal Minds (My Name is Indigo Montoya, You slaughtered forty-two people in 17 states, now prepare to be profiled.)

Books:

Harry Potter srs, Anita Blake srs, Stephen King books (namely as Richard Bauchman), Da Vinici Code, The Jungle

Heroes:


Jesus

Bryan

Jack Skellington

Stewie

Caboose

Bob the Builder

Superman

Hawkeye

Spiderman

Bob the Tomato

Pa Grape

Daredevil

The Hulk

The Punisher

Spawn

Proffesor X

Colossus

Nightcrawler

Panthro

Tardie

Winry

Yoruichi

My Blog

But I don't WANNA take a bath, Momma!!!!

Well, it's that time again. The time when I crawl my happy chops up on to a soap box, grab my whipping stick, and spout several other cliche statements that make you want to eat arsinic. Todays topic,...
Posted by Asasaurus, Proginator of the Samadactyl on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:22:00 PST

This is gonna be FUN!!!

So i was taking a break from screwing around before I had to start working on Saturday (today, currently), and I came across a proponderous(yes, I just made that word up.) blog from my psuedocous...
Posted by Asasaurus, Proginator of the Samadactyl on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 05:03:00 PST

Careful, or it could be you on food stamps...

(This blog goes out to KT)-- This blog is slow to start, but picks up about 1/2 way through. --Real quick current events: I got a B in Law, so now I won't graduate Suma Cum (Grr!), I might punch Dorho...
Posted by Asasaurus, Proginator of the Samadactyl on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 06:15:00 PST

Relieved like a mutha flunka.. or not, rather.

So I just got out of my Law final (the one I was *****' about in the previous blog), and there is a chance that I made an A (via 3 bonus points)... all those concerned with my anal-retentive-OCD crazi...
Posted by Asasaurus, Proginator of the Samadactyl on Fri, 12 May 2006 05:11:00 PST

why me oh Lord. we're all working risking our necks like a Fiddler On The Roof (points skyward)

Normally, I just try and post something at least a little intellegent. This time, however, is a bitch-fest. I have blown my A in Law... #^%@&$#@Q%^!@#&^&^$^%@#&!%!@*($%(!@)!@*%^$)) (!@(...
Posted by Asasaurus, Proginator of the Samadactyl on Fri, 05 May 2006 12:31:00 PST

The inexplicable nature of the Practice.

Is it just me, or is there irony in an entire community whose proffesion is a "practice" while the average american has a job or a trade? While it is a play on words, the seriousness of the ...
Posted by Asasaurus, Proginator of the Samadactyl on Thu, 04 May 2006 03:45:00 PST

The Travesty of Modern American Sexuality

Can anyone tell me why porn takes off like it does? Why we worship an ex-star who is now debating the validity of the porn industry in the American economy and society? Why we are willing to buy a win...
Posted by Asasaurus, Proginator of the Samadactyl on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 03:01:00 PST

Too introspective and stream of concioussness to be intersting.

If sometimes you feel like a nut, what replaces the nut when you don't? This is the not so existential question I was likening myself too today. If you are unhappy, but unhappiness doesn't matter, wha...
Posted by Asasaurus, Proginator of the Samadactyl on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 02:57:00 PST

New Freestyle Poetry

This poem was actually written in my head as free style , not really planned What am I thankfull for.. The love I recieve when I don't deserve it, Regardless of all the perv shit she still's around an...
Posted by Asasaurus, Proginator of the Samadactyl on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 02:16:00 PST

When is it ok to leave?

How do you escape something that follows you around. It chases you inside your own head from the outside world. You can see the shadows of deciet being sown in your own life, but you cant step away. M...
Posted by Asasaurus, Proginator of the Samadactyl on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 06:54:00 PST