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Thank You Captain Obvious

About Me

i am ryan
i am me
i dont act different for different people
school is not cool
but its what you gotta do
friends are everything
close friends are what keeps me going
even though they might not know it
i dont break promises
you shouldnt break yours
i talk a lot when i am excited
i only answer yes or no questions when i am half asleep
it is usually with a nod of the head
im not scared to pull jokes on people
i have a good sense of humor
i like to have good times
ethan kelly is a good person to have good times with
he is one of my closest if not the closest friend i have
i dont talk on the phone and just say "yeah" and "mmhmm"
paintballing is fun
i am on a team but i cant tell you the last time we have played together
i like building things
its probably what i do best
i am the guy who doesnt look at the directions
i work at jiffy lube
a lot of people hate baseball
i love it
philadelphia teams are the best
i can run fast
i keep my wristbands on until they fall off
no matter what event it is for
i am a sensitive person
i wont hold back tears
i have good aim with rifels
not so much with pistols
shooting m&ms on camping trips is fun
i play the drums
i like to write music/lyrics
this is me
i am not ashamed of me
if you dont like me, thats cool, i could really care less
the end.
The greatest fear is knowing you will never be as great as you use to. The greatest triumph is proving that you will be even greater.
Hopefully a band that will find its way to what it needs

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A person with a sixth sense for detecting the presence of goblins
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My Interests

Cars, Drifting, Paintball, Music, Concerts, Hittin up them parties, The occasional round of golf, and much more!

15 Reasons Why You Should Date A Paintballer
1. we arent afraid to get down and dirty
2. we know how to listen to directions
3. we have at least a 10 inch barrel
4. we can fire off 100's of rounds without getting tired.
5. we always wear protection
6. we LOVE to be agressive
7. we never forget to lube.
8. money is no limit
9. we can squeeze into tight spots
10.we play in different positions
11.we're quick to reload
12.we make sure our balls are in perfect condition
13.we can use any holes
14.spraying is no problem
15.we have quick finger action

You dont mess with this...

Paintball Survey
What kind of gun do you have? E REX
Is it electronic? yep
Double or single point trigger? single
How many BPS can you shoot? i max out my gun
Do you play in Arenas or Woods? i go both ways
Do you wear armor? no im not a little girl
Are you on a team? Team IRATE niggas
How often do you paintball? use to alot but ot anymore
Ever surrendered anyone? i dont surrender i shoot
CTF or Team Elimination? TE
5 or 7 man team? 5
What is your favorite Pro Team? XSV
How big is your barrell? 12" i tihnk
Do you use CO2 or Air? CO2
If your gun sprung a leak... would you know how to fix it? yup
Do you clean your gun after each time you play? somtimes after each game
Do you use pods? i roll with 3
Do you move around or stay in one spot? move around
Where do you usually go after the break out? back right then move up
Have you ever shot a ref? no
Have you ever wiped? no
What is the most people you have ever eliminated in a single game? ummm...4?

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I'd like to meet:

All around chill people and people that know how to have some good times.

Music:

UnderOATH, Relient K, 3 doors down, three days grace, Blink 182, Revolution Radio, The killers, Last Winter, From Autumn To Ashes, Rise Against, DJ Tiesto, Silverstein, SOTY, Avenged Sevenfold, Second Place Failure, Atreyu, Dear Whoever, Mourning September, Dry Kill Logic, Saosin, Sunses Fail,... and many more

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UNDERØATH "In Regards To Myself"
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Movies:

Lets See.... Billy Madison, Wedding Crashers, Not Another Teen Movie. Dodgeball, Joe Dirt

Television:

Nothin to do with TV but wheteva, whateva, I do what I want.

Nissan 180SX doin a little drift.

Heroes:

My dad is a big hero of mine because he has always been there for me from hard times to good times and from sad times to funny times.

My Blog

Warped Tour '06!!

Warped Tour 2006 presented by Vans is going to be at Vinoy Park on June 23rd starting at noon. Tickets are $29.00 + service charge so get your tickets now!! Here are all of the bands that are going t...
Posted by theLISTER on Mon, 01 May 2006 03:18:00 PST

I bet my sister and brother-in-law is cooler than yours!!

They got me an XBOX 360 for my bday and Christmas! try not to be too jealous
Posted by theLISTER on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 02:25:00 PST

ill be your best friend if you buy me an evo :)

As most of you know my favorite car is a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IX... So if anyone can get me one.. ill be you best friend forever (btw.. they run about 30-35k)
Posted by theLISTER on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 07:06:00 PST