once upon a time there was a monkey that didn't like to eat pickles in less they are covered in salmon eggs and peanut butter ( the crunchy kind).so one day when the elephant threw the carpet at the dog the monkey screamed " hey showers shouldn't be pink" and the elephant responded " well shit you should mow the lawn then cuz the fleas can't be in the circus if they can't see the planes coming".so the monkey went to the junk yard where they kept many many overly sized ovens ( they were left over from the Germans shhhhh) and picked one out . He found one he liked so he asked the toaster if it were for sale and the toaster replied " how should I know floppy dick..... stop trying to push my buttons cuz if you didn't notice I don't have any left" so the monkey got mad and kicked the toasterTHE END..
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