Not much to say actually...
S/N-Edfastfanclub1A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of
the
courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the
ACLU.One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to
the
ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to
knock
me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture
room
fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the
professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down
to the
last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to
the
professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor
was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The
other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in
silence.The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
Marine
and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's
soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines who are protecting your right to
say
stupid stuff and act like a knucklehead. So, He sent me."-------------------Happy 231st Birthday to America's Corps of Marines.
You Are Bud Light
You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.
You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience.
What's Your Beer Personality?
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